The workplace hottie

[ShyRedViking]

Just because she is nice to see you doesn't mean she likes you. :3

Yeah, I gotten burned on this one before, so now I just assume all the time that she is just friendly. They will need to hit me with a love-brick before I will understand any of the hints that they actually do like now.

[D8guy100]

I work in an office with a couple of thousands in it, there are hotties on every floor. As long as you are literally not staring at them with a tilted head and saying "phwaooor" I don't see how you could be hauled up to HR. Maybe I've become expert at my perving that said lol

[babygravy]

Best way to find out if she likes you is to put your hand up her skirt and goose her fanny.

If she runs off to HR it proves two things;

a. that she has no sense of humour, and
b. She doesn't like you (probably).

On the other hand, if she likes you she might (I say might), get on her knees immediately and start sucking on your flute.

[ladiesman217]

Best way to find out if she likes you is to put your hand up her skirt and goose her fanny.

If she runs off to HR it proves two things;

a. that she has no sense of humour, and
b. She doesn't like you (probably).

On the other hand, if she likes you she might (I say might), get on her knees immediately and start sucking on your flute.

That's not even remotely funny.

[philipkntz]

I work in an office with a couple of thousands in it, there are hotties on every floor. As long as you are literally not staring at them with a tilted head and saying "phwaooor" I don't see how you could be hauled up to HR. Maybe I've become expert at my perving that said lol

My downfall is that my eyes follow them and my head turns but HR have never told me who made the complaints. My gut feeling is that its a couple of ladies that never turn heads that reported me.

[bmw528]

My downfall is that my eyes follow them and my head turns but HR have never told me who made the complaints. My gut feeling is that its a couple of ladies that never turn heads that reported me.

Maybe HR had an idea that youre a bit of a weirdo?