Good god no, not in a million years would I go #2 in an escort's place. #1 fine, but jesus no. I don't even eat or drink anything but water the day of meeting someone to ensure that my mouth is 100% clean and to reduce the risk of needing the squeeze out sausages.
Last edited by ladiesman217; 18-10-18 at 20:18. Reason: is 100% clean NOT isnt't
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
bmw528 (18-10-18)
bmw528 (18-10-18)
Just plan ahead... I'm only about 12 months punting, but once I shower in the morning of the day I'm seeing an escort I don't want to take a shit at all until I've seen her - never mind in her place!!!
I agree with everything thats been said about forward planning, and checking for tp beforehand but I shit happens, especially I've you get a dose of nerves.
If you do end up shit creek with no paper, remember every escort keeps a pack of babywipes beside the bed. But do hop back in the shower afterwards and open the window.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
Meursault (19-10-18)