I recently spotted old Padre Pio on the boards in here.
I knew that once we let Jasus in, a lot of strange sorts would follow him. Just as well we dont allow the under 18s gain admission or we'd end up in as much shit as the Catholic Church.
Seems that another new postulant member will shortly be gaining full membership status in our hallowed community........
It's a little known fact, that the good Mother of Calcutta actually studied for her vocation in the same nunnery as Aunty Pat.......though Pat never made it as far as taking her final vows......she discovered that her talents lay elsewhere.
Pax Vobiscum Brothers............and Sisters.
P.S. If you feel that this is a gross insult to your deeply held theological views and that it was intended to cause grave offence and as such is in contravention of Big Brother Dermot's new blasphemy law...............I invited you to go and f**k yourself or pay an escort with a strap-on to do it for you.