Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
Jaysus Westie, you'll be prosecuted for that kind of stuff after the FFers bring in the new blasphemy laws.

But seriously Brother Padre Pio, why are you doing a search for women on this little God-forsaken island when you have all the angels in heaven to shag? Don't tell me all the good rides went to hell and you only have feckin harpists up there.
Well you know what they say, why would you want to go to heaven, sure there all boring shites up there