Worst escort experience ever

[stew]

Just had worst punt ever.
Feeling shit think I will give up this.

[Trevor08]

For me my worst punt was being directed to 3 wrong apartment buildings .When i finally get there its a rush job from start to finish, the bed squeaks like its about to give and for some reason the bedroom light is not working.

[Cindy Forever]

Just had worst punt ever.
Feeling shit think I will give up this.

How much did you paid? and what do you expected to get? You have what you pay lol

[Forceuser]

Just had worst punt ever.
Feeling shit think I will give up this.

[randaddy2017]

I wrote about it elsewhere but I got my dick discombobulated by a big african woman. That was the most traumatic. Not really discombobulated but bent in half. Anyways, it wasnt a service I was looking for either. Put me out of action for a few months and am still a bit nervous since then. Pain was unreal.

Had one escort who may have fell asleep while I was busy giving her oral...or at least she looked like she was napping. That didnt do much for my confidence.

Ive had a few appointments when Ive been too drunk to really think through what Im getting myself in to. As a result Ive gone ahead with bookings despite it not being the same escort in the advert. And then when we get down to business they dont wanna do OWO. Thats a dealbreaker for me but what can you do at that stage? Rubber dicked, half shot, semi-horny... rub n thug...

I probably have amassed loads more calamities over the years, I just try to forget them haha.

[Cindy Forever]

I wrote about it elsewhere but I got my dick discombobulated by a big african woman. That was the most traumatic. Not really discombobulated but bent in half. Anyways, it wasnt a service I was looking for either. Put me out of action for a few months and am still a bit nervous since then. Pain was unreal.

Had one escort who may have fell asleep while I was busy giving her oral...or at least she looked like she was napping. That didnt do much for my confidence.

Ive had a few appointments when Ive been too drunk to really think through what Im getting myself in to. As a result Ive gone ahead with bookings despite it not being the same escort in the advert. And then when we get down to business they dont wanna do OWO. Thats a dealbreaker for me but what can you do at that stage? Rubber dicked, half shot, semi-horny... rub n thug...

I probably have amassed loads more calamities over the years, I just try to forget them haha.

Oh no...You are someone i wont meet lol

[ladiesman217]

I wrote about it elsewhere but I got my dick discombobulated by a big african woman. That was the most traumatic. Not really discombobulated but bent in half. Anyways, it wasnt a service I was looking for either. Put me out of action for a few months and am still a bit nervous since then. Pain was unreal.

Had one escort who may have fell asleep while I was busy giving her oral...or at least she looked like she was napping. That didnt do much for my confidence.

Ive had a few appointments when Ive been too drunk to really think through what Im getting myself in to. As a result Ive gone ahead with bookings despite it not being the same escort in the advert. And then when we get down to business they dont wanna do OWO. Thats a dealbreaker for me but what can you do at that stage? Rubber dicked, half shot, semi-horny... rub n thug...

I probably have amassed loads more calamities over the years, I just try to forget them haha.

That's funny, cos your post has boosted mine to no end!!

- Discombobulated dick: nope (though once I struggled to walk after being completely RAVAGED!) *cough*
- Lady fell asleep during cunnilingus: nope! (no one fell asleep when I was talking either!)
- Drunk: never in a million years!
- OWO: I have no preference for it!
- Other calamities: other than having the endurance of a used battery, none!

Prognosis: LDM happy! Yay!

[Barney Rubble]

I bought a Mk II escort years ago - heap of shite and broke down after 1 day.

[bmw528]

I bought a Mk II escort years ago - heap of shite and broke down after 1 day.

Maybe you ran the bollix out of it and expected it to be something that it isint.

[Mij]

I booked an appointment with a lady, and she was a lady down below. However her voice was deeper than than the grand canyon, hands like shovels, and the squarest jaw this side of Timbuktu. I decided to stick around to see what she would be like but she was hammered on white cider and started high fiving me every time we switched position. Never again obviously, but it was a bit of craic despite being a totally shite encounter.