Κυρίες και κύριοι,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Marvado Green Healthcare Products Inc. (International Division) take great pleasure in announcing Puntathon 2009. If you are a lady (born one), between the ages of 20 and 40 and would like to spend 2 weeks relaxing on a sun-kissed beach this August, eating good food, drinking plenty of Ouzo, Metaxa, Retsina and Mythos, clubbing the night away followed by some serious horizontal exercise, then why not apply to join me in
The cradle of our European civilization, culture and democracy
The birthplace of the Gods
The land that gave us the Greek style
If you wish to express your interest in this trip to Greece, please send a pm quoting your fee to me, Carlos Ignazio Jesus Maria Jose Marvado (laugh and you're f**king banned) by the end of May.
Marvado Green Healthcare Products Inc. is an equal opportunities foundation dedicated to the advancement of physical pleasure. Applications are welcome from all races, nationalities and creeds just as long as you're a bona fide female (proof may be sought).
The exact location and dates will be revealed to the successful applicant once the selection process has been completed. The lowest fee will not necessarily be successful as service providers will also be assessed on the services which they provide.
MARVADO GREEN HEALTHCARE PRODUCTS INC
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