when I cum home

[howardsteele]

I only want to sit back and relax, don't feel like going out in the cold and wet visiting, I use to not mind so wonder whats changed,

[bmw528]

I only want to sit back and relax, don't feel like going out in the cold and wet visiting, I use to not mind so wonder whats changed,

Your pulling your trumpet more often?

[howardsteele]

Your pulling your trumpet more often?

I make a big mug of tea and sit down and watch the telly, Hollyoaks, some fine dollies on there

[bmw528]

I make a big mug of tea and sit down and watch the telly, Hollyoaks, some fine dollies on there

And then ,trousers around the ankles and a toilet roll beside you,mmmm, heaven..Sure why would ye want to go anywhere.

[howardsteele]

And then ,trousers around the ankles and a toilet roll beside you,mmmm, heaven..Sure why would ye want to go anywhere.

nope, i've recently upgraded to baby wipes

[Barney Rubble]

nope, i've recently upgraded to baby wipes

Try the domestos 1's, I hear they're very good .

[philipkntz]

Try the domestos 1's, I hear they're very good .

Yep. Who needs antibiotics when you can use domestos.

[howardsteele]

Tissues babes

Wet Wipes are under attack for killing the fishes.

Love the World ban the wipes x

Hi, I don't flush them down the loo.
I hate tissues as little pieces break off and stick to my bellend like glue

[Trevor08]

I only want to sit back and relax, don't feel like going out in the cold and wet visiting, I use to not mind so wonder whats changed,

But you could warm yourself up in the company of a hot young wan.

[bmw528]

But you could warm yourself up in the company of a hot young wan.

Yes but he prefers to play the banjo.