Falling for an Escort

[howardsteele]

I saw an escort yesterday and had a good time.
But as I was chatting away and putting on my knickers (you know the way you stand on one leg and lift the other to get into them) when lost balance and fell back flat on the floor.
I'm sore today.
Did any of you fall for an escort in this way?

[Wolverine]

No. Only women any sissy's wear knickers.

[howardsteele]

No. Only women any sissy's wear knickers.

you can't blame the underwear, be same result if I was wearing boxers, so I take it you never fell for an escort Wolfy?

[FranknStein]

you can't blame the underwear, be same result if I was wearing boxers, so I take it you never fell for an escort Wolfy?

I heard a princess once fell for a frog.



(Slippery feckers if you happen to stand on them).

[howardsteele]

I heard a princess once fell for a frog.



(Slippery feckers if you happen to stand on them).

but I would hardly call Miss Piggy a Princess, Frank

[FranknStein]

but I would hardly call Miss Piggy a Princess, Frank

At least it was you falling for her Howard.
If she fell for you you'd end up squashed

[Wolverine]

you can't blame the underwear, be same result if I was wearing boxers, so I take it you never fell for an escort Wolfy?

No. But I nearly stepped on my tongue walking up the stairs behind one beauty.

[British Hot Kristie]

No. But I nearly stepped on my tongue walking up the stairs behind one beauty.

Who was she? Sharing is caring =)

[Wolverine]

Who was she? Sharing is caring =)

Can't remember her name. Was a Brazilian lady in Salthill about 6 years ago.

She had a full length mirror in the room too.

[Barney Rubble]

No. But I nearly stepped on my tongue walking up the stairs behind one beauty.

One of my most pleasurable experiences was following the lovely Leyla/Alyx from the hotel foyer to the lift - Christ in her tight jeans she looked absolutely amazing !!

Looked even better when I came out of the shower - definitely 1 lady that I would dearly love to meet again !!