Dear Mr. Darling,



Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of

giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish

parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :


There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them

£1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following

stipulations:



1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered – Auto

Industry fixed.



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis

fixed.



4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate

fixed



5) They MUST buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week - there's your money back in duty /

tax etc



It can't get any easier than that!



P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back

there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.



If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. If not,

please disregard.

lol Tiff ( o )( o )Xx