GOSHH (31-08-18)
Same. I know what you mean but you say that like it's an option for everyone.
In an ideal world we'd all arrive home every evening to some Emily Ratajkowski type, dancing around the kitchen in her yoga pants, itching to wrap her legs and arms around you and snog your face off as soon as you walk in the door.
But's that not how it is for many. Some guys might have to go home and fuck a plastic doll to keep themselves relatively sane and happy.
It's just how life is.
Three things that don't lie
Drunk people
Shakira's hips
Yoga pants