Is escort work, in any way a, "dirty" job??

[DroppinLoadsOnYourFaceSon]

I used not to think so, not really - but I had this experience recently - and it made me think twice.

I was in this massage parlor.

Some massage parlors are truly like hand job brothels.

There were about, I would say, 7 women, milling about this tiny shop with cramped rooms.

I hear all the dudes in the rooms giving instructions - cause the walls are all literally paper thin.

"Rub harder"

"Jack harder"

"No - you're not doing it right".

And the sounds of hogs getting jacked.
It's like - you know when you're washing your hands vigorously with lots of soap?

It kind of has this slippery sounding, almost like a clicking noise.

**chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik**

"OH FUCK - UURRRGGGHHHH!!!"

lol

Well - I was looking for this hot chick I had been with before - so the mamasan, or basic, she-pimp, actually called two of the girls out of the rooms, so I could look at them; see if they were her (which they weren't).

If I was a client, and my masseuse left the room to be inspected by the next client - I'd be throwing back on my threads with the quickness.

Anyways - I ended up going to another place, and basically violating the masseuse with my hands, then I nutted so hard, her clothes actually got fairly well creamed in the process.


I just had to take a step back for a second afterwards, and try and think about whole ordeal - how you say - impartially?

Every job kind of sucks.
Waitressing, bartending, cleaning etc.

But servicing man after man after man - day in day out....?

Maybe it's just cause, a good escort will present well - so when it's one on one time - it's never actually crossed my mind.

But being in the handjob house - stood there, watching the fray - yeah, it just seems so......... NASTY!!!!

[slimboyfat]

In the unfortunate absence of gilliland,I feel obliged to step in and say-yes,yes it is dirty.
Escorts sometimes have to touch dirty old codgers(and their todgers) when they haven't had time to run down to the shops and purchase Marigold household gloves.

[bmw528]

In the unfortunate absence of gilliland,I feel obliged to step in and say-yes,yes it is dirty.
Escorts sometimes have to touch dirty old codgers(and their todgers) when they haven't had time to run down to the shops and purchase Marigold household gloves.

You forgot to include Fatsers aswell.

[DroppinLoadsOnYourFaceSon]

You don’t like to pay north of 80 as it’s against your “morals “
So exactly what kind of experience are you paying for then ?
You seem to have come to the conclusion it’s “dirty & nasty “.
( your review of the experience, not mine )

What kind of an experience?

I'll tell you what kind of an experience.

The real kind.

Absent of phoney bullshit.

I get it - for the majority of clients, escorts must conjure up that phoney bullshit - but for me?

I'm looking for - the real thing.

Given the whole love/hate nature of actual climactic sex - not easiest thing to achieve - but, that is what I'm looking for.

The real thing - is not dictated by a price.
And as a matter of fact - the meager number of times I've gone to higher priced escorts?
It's like - been worse - to be perfectly honest.

Crap - you might even say.

Maybe cause they're used to dudes who are hopeless with women in the real world, basically kissing their asses?

Maybe cause they "hold out" more? To have good sex, I guess you gotta pass their guard.

[bmw528]

I used not to think so, not really - but I had this experience recently - and it made me think twice.

I was in this massage parlor.

Some massage parlors are truly like hand job brothels.

There were about, I would say, 7 women, milling about this tiny shop with cramped rooms.

I hear all the dudes in the rooms giving instructions - cause the walls are all literally paper thin.

"Rub harder"

"Jack harder"

"No - you're not doing it right".

And the sounds of hogs getting jacked.
It's like - you know when you're washing your hands vigorously with lots of soap?

It kind of has this slippery sounding, almost like a clicking noise.

**chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik**

"OH FUCK - UURRRGGGHHHH!!!"

lol

Well - I was looking for this hot chick I had been with before - so the mamasan, or basic, she-pimp, actually called two of the girls out of the rooms, so I could look at them; see if they were her (which they weren't).

If I was a client, and my masseuse left the room to be inspected by the next client - I'd be throwing back on my threads with the quickness.

Anyways - I ended up going to another place, and basically violating the masseuse with my hands, then I nutted so hard, her clothes actually got fairly well creamed in the process.


I just had to take a step back for a second afterwards, and try and think about whole ordeal - how you say - impartially?

Every job kind of sucks.
Waitressing, bartending, cleaning etc.

But servicing man after man after man - day in day out....?

Maybe it's just cause, a good escort will present well - so when it's one on one time - it's never actually crossed my mind.

But being in the handjob house - stood there, watching the fray - yeah, it just seems so......... NASTY!!!!

I think maybe the mental torture and the thought of opening the door to someone like you would be the worst part of the job.

[slimboyfat]

You forgot to include Fatsers aswell.

Well there is more of me to love and when a cowgirl is on for a ride she has love handles to hold onto.

[bmw528]

Well there is more of me to love and when a cowgirl is on for a ride she has love handles to hold onto.

Among other things

[slimboyfat]

Among other things

Yes if she's feeling adventurous there's also moobs.

[bmw528]

Yes if she's feeling adventurous there's also moobs.

And dont forget the cheeks of yer big hoop aswell.

[Barney Rubble]

Why does anyone answer this chauvinistic prick ?









Oh fuck, I've done it too