Is escort work, in any way a, "dirty" job??

[bmw528]

you make me laugh, wheres the upmarket apartments, they are brothels for fuck sake, you john need a good load dropped on your face ,

And you need to talk to the Coatless Whinger as he knows where the upmarket places are up around your neck of the woods.

[MrNormanBates]

Well, I wouldn't fancy cleaning out the shower with the mess I make in there

[bmw528]

Sounds like a frustrated female posting! If you want sincere sex then you need to marry or get a partner and fall in love. I’ve loads of sincere sex and quite often functional sex as we both need it. But sometimes us men feel we need more erotic experiences, rightly or wrongly. The escorts provide that service, rightly or wrongly. People are also employed to drop bombs on fellow humans and are then acclaimed as hero’s. We, on here, just want to have paid consensual hanky panky. You should probably go away!

And you should be careful not to burn the mickey off yourself.

[DroppinLoadsOnYourFaceSon]

Sounds like a frustrated female posting! If you want sincere sex then you need to marry or get a partner and fall in love. I’ve loads of sincere sex and quite often functional sex as we both need it. But sometimes us men feel we need more erotic experiences, rightly or wrongly. The escorts provide that service, rightly or wrongly. People are also employed to drop bombs on fellow humans and are then acclaimed as hero’s. We, on here, just want to have paid consensual hanky panky. You should probably go away!

I guess the bolded line pretty much sets the tone for the degree of idiocy inherent in this post.

The common man, is a fucking dolt.

It's crazy to read something like this from time to time, and be reminded of the gulf between the headspace of myself and some other dudes.

Married sex.

I rather jack my dick off with a cheese grater.
I'd rather stick my dingus in a beehive.
I would gladley become a socially reclusive chronic masturbator for the rest of my motherfuckin' fuckin' life.

[DroppinLoadsOnYourFaceSon]

Ok John !!

Truth is hard to take, huh?

And you believed them pathetic little moaning noises they were making, was actually you giving them pleasure....?

[NORBURY]

I used not to think so, not really - but I had this experience recently - and it made me think twice.

I was in this massage parlor.

Some massage parlors are truly like hand job brothels.

There were about, I would say, 7 women, milling about this tiny shop with cramped rooms.

I hear all the dudes in the rooms giving instructions - cause the walls are all literally paper thin.

"Rub harder"

"Jack harder"

"No - you're not doing it right".

And the sounds of hogs getting jacked.
It's like - you know when you're washing your hands vigorously with lots of soap?

It kind of has this slippery sounding, almost like a clicking noise.

**chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik**

"OH FUCK - UURRRGGGHHHH!!!"

lol

Well - I was looking for this hot chick I had been with before - so the mamasan, or basic, she-pimp, actually called two of the girls out of the rooms, so I could look at them; see if they were her (which they weren't).

If I was a client, and my masseuse left the room to be inspected by the next client - I'd be throwing back on my threads with the quickness.

Anyways - I ended up going to another place, and basically violating the masseuse with my hands, then I nutted so hard, her clothes actually got fairly well creamed in the process.


I just had to take a step back for a second afterwards, and try and think about whole ordeal - how you say - impartially?

Every job kind of sucks.
Waitressing, bartending, cleaning etc.

But servicing man after man after man - day in day out....?

Maybe it's just cause, a good escort will present well - so when it's one on one time - it's never actually crossed my mind.

But being in the handjob house - stood there, watching the fray - yeah, it just seems so......... NASTY!!!!

Probably most escorts can't stand us and would not piss on us if we were on fire but the sensible guys know this and know its just sex and buying sex nothing more, PEOPLE OVER COMPLICATE THINGS and there simply no need to. Just relax the brain and let your cock do what he's there to do

[Barney Rubble]

Time to fill the attention seeking threads with bird pictures.

Lovely bird dr !!

[Barney Rubble]

Ye can't bate pictures of tits on an adult forum !!!

[Barney Rubble]

Mmmm, nice tits !!!

[Forceuser]

Liverbird!!!
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