Company Girls

[DeusEX]

I dont know why people engage with norbury and his multiple personalities

[willie wacker]

I dont know why people engage with norbury and his multiple personalities

That’s my first and last time

[EnglishAlex]

Only problem there is if your left hand is useless, then you will have the worst wank ever. Or so I've heard....

I heard too. Was kinda keeping it a secret so norbury would have a shite wank tbh.

He was saying in another thread that if i was living in a cardboard box that he would piss on it..The same man thats all excited about the Popes visit.

But what would Jesus do
Definitely not piss on a homeless person's den anyway.

no thanks Alex as i'm coffee man myself

thanks for the tip and may try it when I retire from punting.

You could always invest in a safe, my friend does that at good price so pm me for details

No thanks. And you may try decaf.

I dont know why people engage with norbury and his multiple personalities

I was bored. Devil makes work for idle hands.

[willie wacker]

I was bored. Devil makes work for idle hands.

That’s what my willies for

[DeusEX]

That’s what my willies for

[alwayslookforward]

Oh it’ll be all hockey sticks from now on

Protestant Hurling

[casman]

I guess the majority of ladies do that, while your having the shower or leaves the room with the money, I have never heard a lady do it in my presence apart from an Asian lady who rang another lady saying 1 hour and other stuff I couldn't understand, why the 1 hour bit was in English I don't know.

[slimboyfat]

I looked under an escorts bed once and there was baseball bats, iron bars, rolling pins, knifes and meat cleavers under there, reminded me so much of home

That'll teach her not to work at the Bates Motel again, eh Norman.

[MrNormanBates]

That'll teach her not to work at the Bates Motel again, eh Norman.

Its ok here and I wouldn't call working here 'a dead end job'

[odea61]

Never happened to me that but that kind of situations its not comfortable for nobody . In this kind of situations will left , give the money to have a pleasure not to be in the pimp hand , no way