Prince Albert

[Gobshite]

The wife and I were watching TV the other night.
Seemingly Prince Albert was brought to visit prostitutes before he married Queen Victoria, so that he would know how to give her a good time.
I suggested to the wife that maybe that was what went wrong with our marriage. I didnt know what to do to satisfy her
I have since been told what wives need is a well funded visa card.

Mind you Queen Vic seemed to try and put us poor mortals off sex altogether.

[SteveB]

The wife and I were watching TV the other night.
Seemingly Prince Albert was brought to visit prostitutes before he married Queen Victoria, so that he would know how to give her a good time.
I suggested to the wife that maybe that was what went wrong with our marriage. I didnt know what to do to satisfy her
I have since been told what wives need is a well funded visa card.

Mind you Queen Vic seemed to try and put us poor mortals off sex altogether.

Wives must be like escorts. The better you pay 'em, the better the experience.