The wife and I were watching TV the other night.
Seemingly Prince Albert was brought to visit prostitutes before he married Queen Victoria, so that he would know how to give her a good time.
I suggested to the wife that maybe that was what went wrong with our marriage. I didnt know what to do to satisfy her
I have since been told what wives need is a well funded visa card.

Mind you Queen Vic seemed to try and put us poor mortals off sex altogether.