Most accurate escort profile

[scoobydo1]

This is a silly thread in my opinion a bit like the other one about " ugly" whats accurate for one might look different to another , i am sure there are sooooooo many accurate profiles.

Wayyyyy toooooooo hoooooooot on the beach today , still better then dark cloudy summer xxx

I chuckle ever time I see a "best GFE", "best butt", etc. thread. 100% agree, they are all silly. But so are TV/radio talk shows where guys who can't play professional sport spend hours talking about the guys who can and almost every guy I know just can't stop watching them. Discussing certain things, including everything about women, in great details seems to be part of us guys' DNA.

So, to continue the sillyness, having had the pleasure of seeing Jade, I can say this her profile is 100% accurate (I'd say 1000% but that gets too silly even for me). This picture wasn't one of her profile pictures at the time I saw her, but she was wearing this red dress when I came out of the shower.

It's going to sound like I'm kissing ass at this point, but honestly the only number on Jade's profile page that surprised me as I just reviewed it again today was her age. I don't pay much attention to a gal's age in the decision to call her. I would have guessed Jade was 25-28 rather than 33. Stay cool if you can.