Most profiles on here have a porkie or 2, but I'm happy enough that a lady might feel the need to disguise her true idendity. But there are a few profiles that I would like to compliment for their accuracy except that they lie that their boobs are natural. One of the most accurate profiles that I have visited this year was surprised that I could tell hers were fake. Ffs, she has a scar under each that would make a fine coin slot for £1 coins
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.