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    Its true, and big pants is now my pimp i was so broke, (thanks pat) and bp offered me 20e for 15mins, so he took my tv virginity and demanded 29e back for the time he didn,t use, miserable ol git

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    Quote Originally Posted by pats bodyguard View Post
    Its true, and big pants is now my pimp i was so broke, (thanks pat) and bp offered me 20e for 15mins, so he took my tv virginity and demanded 29e back for the time he didn,t use, miserable ol git
    So you paid him €9 to fu*k you in the ass???

    Who does he work for??? The government.............

    Couldn't resist...............
    Last edited by luther; 12-05-09 at 21:21. Reason: couldn't resist.......
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    So you paid him €9 to fu*k you in the ass???

    Who does he work for??? The government.............

    LMAO looks like bigpants took advantage of BBJs poor maths skills
    Its the Crips and the Bloods all over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewie View Post
    LMAO looks like bigpants took advantage of BBJs poor maths skills
    Thats how hes pimpin me, the shill, i owe him big time he a bad mutha fucka

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    Quote Originally Posted by pats bodyguard View Post
    Thats how hes pimpin me, the shill, i owe him big time he a bad mutha fucka
    Tell him "Take a chill pill, Shill!"

    Can you invent a chill pill for shills?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Hey Jessica, Id love to lick the pussy of a cartoon. Would you like that honey?
    oh dolly, just the thought of it has my warm love juices flowing, i can almost feel your teasing tongue flickering around my clit hood and the slow building orgasm your drivining me onto OH DOLLY! would you like a cartoon tongue in between your thighs and licking your wet touche
    Last edited by jessica rabbit; 13-05-09 at 08:10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Yowsa................. Dolly I think we're in there..........................
    sorry luther, i,m afraid i,ll have to dump you, something better has come along.

    El Gordo is my man now, and what a real man he is

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica rabbit View Post
    sorry luther, i,m afraid i,ll have to dump you, something better has come along.

    El Gordo is my man now, and what a real man he is
    Damn that lucky guy, but I think you're right, I hear there's a whole lot of man there....

    I guess that would make you La Flaca then...........

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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