Lucky escape

**ford pefect** · 19-05-18, 07:45

I’m not sure how this happened, but when I got up for work this morning I found an unopened Condom on the floor, the same type that the escort I visited yesterday had, it must have stuck to my back or caught up in my clothes or something.
I really don’t know how I would have explained that to the wife if she had found it.
I’m going to do the lotto now.

**SteveB** · 19-05-18, 07:58

Originally Posted by ford pefect

I’m not sure how this happened, but when I got up for work this morning I found an unopened Condom on the floor, the same type that the escort I visited yesterday had, it must have stuck to my back or caught up in my clothes or something.
I really don’t know how I would have explained that to the wife if she had found it.
I’m going to do the lotto now.

Amazing what can happen to catch you out...what are the odds?

**gonzo76** · 19-05-18, 08:29

Originally Posted by ford pefect

I’m not sure how this happened, but when I got up for work this morning I found an unopened Condom on the floor, the same type that the escort I visited yesterday had, it must have stuck to my back or caught up in my clothes or something.
I really don’t know how I would have explained that to the wife if she had found it.
I’m going to do the lotto now.

How do you know it didn't fall out of your wife's handbag?

**Barney Rubble** · 19-05-18, 08:40

Originally Posted by gonzo76

How do you know it didn't fall out of your wife's handbag?

That's what I was thinking

**ford pefect** · 19-05-18, 08:42

I knew someone would post this , maybe you’re right , I’m gonna interrogate her when I get home , how could she do this on me 😊

**ford pefect** · 19-05-18, 09:00

She chooses not to advertise her rates, you must call first.

**ford pefect** · 19-05-18, 09:27

Does none of her favorites advertised, looks just like the photos , wouldn’t repeat .
Wouldn’t recommend

**Pinkeye** · 19-05-18, 09:27

I've got bad news for you. You fell for the old condom on the floor....wait for a reaction trick. Your wife left it to see what you'd do....not only did you pick it up and and say nothing....but now you're on here talking about it...and she's read your post. Sorry dude.

**ford pefect** · 19-05-18, 09:33

I never thought of that !
I wonder how she knew the brand of condom used by the lady I visited the day before , I think I may have underestimated her.
What do you advise

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