Hiya Ric thought you had gone awol hadnt seen youin such a longtime hope you are well xxxxx
Hiya Ric thought you had gone awol hadnt seen youin such a longtime hope you are well xxxxx
Will MISS you all... For those of you that will keep in touch you know how to do this.... Take Care Kisses Alyssa Jenkins xxxx
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Or you could just say, as one escort said to me once,
"Please make sure you give your ass a good wash, cos i'm a rimmer!"
In fact now i just tell them i am going to make myself squeaky clean for them
that soon puts a smile on their face and the service that follows - is excellent
except where they say, so and so is extra, or "i dont do that"
then i get dressed , still clean and leave after asking for my money back
They should tell you some things are extra before you get there. This is the stuff to tell someone BEFORE booking him in. Shame on them for trying to pull a stunt like that. You do have that right to leave. But what a pain to have came all the way out thinking one thing and finding out its different when you get there. Thats not fair.
DId you get a sex change while you were away? That blond girl on all your posts, is that you??
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"If you love your ass, then others will love it too"
... and for fucks sake be careful taking them out
I'm surprised it took you this long...
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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lol... brilliant carlos.
I have a question about deodourants. You know how they sometimes say just to spray them under your arms...? Does that mean there's not much point spraying them elsewhere or what....?