Fuck me it is true - we are smelly!

[BigPants]

Good grief, and you guys are complaining that we are a bunch of f**cking bitches saying that many irish clients are smelly. So now you see we are right with that.

Jessie

Theres one thing knowing it babe and another saying it!

lend us a squeeze of your toothpaste eh?

Or is that "extra"!!!

[BigPants]

Heh, what prick moved this post then?

Get a bleedin life you anally stuck up librarian

fucking thought police

[RicFlair]

Heh, what prick moved this post then?

Get a bleedin life you anally stuck up librarian

fucking thought police

I love you too sweety.

Kisses xxx

[BigPants]

I love you too sweety.

Kisses xxx

You are one sad fuck my friend, whats up, done all your crossword puzzles? Sorted your closet out? Folded your jimmy jams and ironed your jeans?

Community moderator my ass

Interfering no life asshole more like it

[DollyDarling]

Heh, what prick moved this post then?

Get a bleedin life you anally stuck up librarian

fucking thought police

This is funny

[jessie]

Theres one thing knowing it babe and another saying it!

lend us a squeeze of your toothpaste eh?

Or is that "extra"!!!

Hun you can lend and use all my toiletries to freshen yourself up for free or I can give you a good bath myself As long as I don´t need to suck your smelly dick, balls or fuck your dirty ass with my strap on and leave my bed dirty with your brown shower

Jessie.

[RicFlair]

Hun you can lend and use all my toiletries to freshen yourself up for free or I can give you a good bath myself As long as I don´t need to suck your smelly dick, balls or fuck your dirty ass with my strap on and leave my bed dirty with your brown shower

Jessie.

[BigPants]

Hun you can lend and use all my toiletries to freshen yourself up for free or I can give you a good bath myself As long as I don´t need to suck your smelly dick, balls or fuck your dirty ass with my strap on and leave my bed dirty with your brown shower

Jessie.

Deal - but i believe that your botty is for kaka and nothing else

Its just not plum natural sticking stuff up there -

[jessie]

Deal - but i believe that your botty is for kaka and nothing else

Its just not plum natural sticking stuff up there -

Bigpants you will be amazed how many do not only use their botty only for kaka, but also likes to stick lots of stuff up there.
You should try, perhaps you will like it, multiple function

Jessie

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