Fuck me it is true - we are smelly!

[experienced punter]

Jeez this smelly arse thing has me paranoid my girlfriend caught me smelling my arse today shes getting worried about me

[RicFlair]

DId you get a sex change while you were away? That blond girl on all your posts, is that you??

Well to answer your question...

From now on when a girl wins the Escort of the month competition I'm putting her on my SIG for advertising.

Hell you should see my E-I shirts in the gaff.

[DollyDarling]

[QUOTE=carlos marvado;84880]Are you........IRISH...........MALE............AGED BETWEEN 18 AND 80?




Research recently conducted on the E-I Private Escort Form has established beyond doubt (amongst other things) that 50% of Irish adult males regularly visit escorts and that a sizeable proportion of this group are unaware of modern anal hygiene. In a report, recently leaked by an intrepid reporter using the codename "big daddy69", the state of the average adult Irish male anus was graphically exposed......and it was not a pretty sight.

But help is at hand for all you punting gentleman. Consign anal odours, skid marks and dingleberries to the past with a revolutionary new eco-friendly and biodegradable product which is grown and collected right here in Ireland. The Pine Fresh Butt-Plug (c) Reg. TM. is the answer to all your prayers and to many escorts prayers also. This gift of nature will make your anus smell like a clear pine fresh mountain morning and will remove any remnants from your last bowel opening. The ladies will swoon as you pass and you will no longer be embarassed to drop your pants and submit yourself to their careful inspection.

Insert the Pine Fresh Butt-Plug one hour before your appointment and continue to go about your business as normal. Then 10 minutes before you meet your service provider remove the Pine Fresh Butt-Plug and dispose of it carefully in a disposable sealable plastic bag which any local store will be happy to supply you with for 20c. The ladies will be so overwhelmed by the pine fresh odour emitting from your anus, that they will beg to be allowed to rim you.




The above model is the female version from the European black pine (however males and white people can also use it and it has no noticeable side effects)



Health Warning: This product is not suitable for persons under 18 years of age, pregnant women, or tight arsed gentlemen. Anal virgins are advised to only use the product in conjunction with a waterbased lubricant. Farting should be avoided whilst the product is in place, as should the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol.

MARVADO GREEN HEALTHCARE PRODUCTS INC.

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"If you love your ass, then others will love it too"

(No I didnt say stinky boy)

YOU SNEAKY BOY
You waited just for the moment to do your product launch.
Well, Dolly Cum, the multi-purpose solution is still the E-I number one product. I may be willing to do a compromise with your product tho. Its better to not compete I think its better to colaborate. So lets combine the two products and we will take over the world Im SURE! And of course, Anonymouse is my best choice for promoting the products.

[DollyDarling]

Well to answer your question...

From now on when a girl wins the Escort of the month competition I'm putting her on my SIG for advertising.

Hell you should see my E-I shirts in the gaff.

I know a great plastic surgeon here in NYC

He could change your face every month too if youre interested

[BigPants]

I know a great plastic surgeon here in NYC

He could change your face every month too if youre interested

LOL, NYC must be at lest 50% plastic surgeons and 50% customers

When the heatwave comes, theres gonna a lot of slime on the pavements!

[carlos marvado]

lol... brilliant carlos.

I have a question about deodourants. You know how they sometimes say just to spray them under your arms...? Does that mean there's not much point spraying them elsewhere or what....?

Where exactly did you have in mind nicegirls?

I know for a fact that you should'nt spray them in somebody's eyes.....unless your intension is to blind them temporarily. I'd also be very wary about spraying them in any body cavities.....there are some things a man should never put up his ass......unless he wants to smell like a complete ponse.

[Mousey]

I dunno... those L*nx ads seem to say that all a lad has to do in order to score some hot Latina pussy is spray some on himself. But look at what one of my mates did to himself in his eagerness to have hordes of bikini-clad girls cream their panties at him.



I'm sure there's laws against false advertising somewhere in the statute books...

[Ron Simmons]

damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nicegirlsarenice]

damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've said it Ron Simmons. :/

[Stewie]

I know a great plastic surgeon here in NYC

He could change your face every month too if youre interested

Would he charge Ric extra for his other face or would he do the 2 faces for the one price