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    Default Do you have BOTOX in Ireland?

    I just got some Botox injections today I really enjoyed getting them.

    I got some 2 years ago, and back then, it was a very bad experience for me. I had felt like some alien life-form had taken over my head and then I got a migraine. But today, I gave it another go, but with a different doctor this time. I told him my past bad history with Botox, and he said that happens in less then 30% of those who get it (the migraines) and less then 5% get the "alien taking over the head" effect. So I guessed I was just a little Botox wimp... up until TODAY! Today, I was a real champ! I took it like a Botox pro. It kinda grossed me out, as he put the needle in and there was a crunch yeah, a fucking crunch and doctor says "you have thick skin" Gee... Gee.... Gee.... Ill be sure to tell those fucking wenkers next time they tell me to get a thicker skin.... Ill say "I do have thick skin, and it even crunches you mother F**Ker ass lick'n donkey wenk'n idiot" LOL

    So after I had a few injection crunches, I felt really chatty. I even tried chatting up the Eastern European assistant. I think she was just about to go home with me, but the doctor kept motioning for her to go to him. I guess keeping her job is more important then getting a cuddle with her Dolly

    Well, happy to announce, Ive not felt the alien taking over my head this time. And Ive no migraine coming on me either! My eyebrows are lifting a bit, as he injected in a place where it gives a natural eyebrow lift. Cool And the frown line between my eyebrows that my ex boyfriend gave me (yeah the only leftover of a 5 year relationship is a huge frown line in honor of his name) has magically vanished.

    So do you have Botox in Ireland? Any Botox stories ye care to share?
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    Default For all the sweaty pits, heres your answer to prayer

    Just read that botox can be used to stop excessive sweating in the armpits!
    So girls who were getting annoyed at sweaty clients, you can maybe do some Botox on their armpits when they visit you. That will sort out that sweating like a pitty problem
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    Default Botox negative side effect!!!!

    Alert alert alert

    Botox seems to fuck up your cooking dinner ability. Dolly darling, a recent botox patient has informed us that after getting botox injections, she burnt the can of beans she put on the stove. She cant imagine how on earth she could have burnt beans from a tin, and she is adamant about blaming botox for her lapse in cooking skills. She also made the asparagus very limpy and soggy. Something she never did before. The poor dolly was in tears after burning her tinned beans and limping her organic asparagus.

    So far dolly says this is the only side effect she has experienced. Except for being a little more hyper then usual...
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    Exclamation Botox

    I'm not surprised you had a bad reaction last time. It's bot as in botulism and tox as in toxic. No, I'm not making this up. The stuff is lethal in surprisingly small doses.

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    Default OK opened another tin of beans

    This time I didnt burn them Gotta say tho, they really taste like shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    I'm not surprised you had a bad reaction last time. It's bot as in botulism and tox as in toxic. No, I'm not making this up. The stuff is lethal in surprisingly small doses.
    Im still alive! But could think of more enjoyable things then eating disgusting tinned beans. I think Id rather have the bot lie me down then take one more bite of these gross beans

    But... seems that wont happen. Ill be forced to eat the bad beans. Cause Im having only good reactions to the botulism LOL

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    Default Botox ? Here ?

    I'll bet Dotty that there is more Botox on this little island than the whole of the US.
    Yes, it's true. The reason being that the world's supplies of botox are manufactured in Westport, Co Mayo. If you're ever allowed back in here you can go west & pay homage at the Allergan plant.
    I know not why you & so many people (mostly women) do these things to yourselves Dotty. Are you not satisfied with you ? You said here the other day that your have all the material possessions you could want but still have a big void. I don't think botox will fill it !
    There is a massive industry built around making women feel insecure about their own self / body image which is perpetuated by the garbage womens magazines, adverts, billboards etc. etc. You're an intelligent, articulate lady Dotty, why do you buy into this crap ? There are women the world-over who would trade places with you tomorrow, yet you aren't happy ? I guess it's all relative to what you have, what you're used to & what you take for granted. Women in parts of the world are spending all thier energies trying to feed starving children & make do on meager rations & strangely a lot of them are probably happier than a lot of healthy, wealthy women.
    Expectations are the reason. Money will not buy inner peace & botox will not fill a void.

    I do still adore you though Dotty & wonder whether I will ever when I will get to show my physical appreciation ?
    When I'm the Minister for Revenge Bertie's ring will be twitching !
    TheNads.

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    Drink some chamomile tea! I think you are reacting a little too strongly to my little pampering treatment today.
    Geez. Why is everyone so complex? Just have fun please. Dont you see thats all I like to do? I turn all things into a laugh. If you cant laugh about life, then its going to be quite a drag.
    Noone forced me to get Botox. I just wanted my eyebrows lifted and to not see that angry crease between my eyebrows. It reminds me of that nasty boyfriend I had once upon a time. I dont like to remember him. Smoothing down that wrinkle, erases the memory.
    I didnt know when I posted in a really good mood here, that people would get so defensive about botox.
    I regret posting now. I was just trying to have some fun. People are just too serious tho it seems. The company isnt paying me to advertise Botox LOL. I just am having a good time and talking about some interesting things I did today. But..... its turning just as bad as my two cats fighting over there in the corner. I think Ill throw them out the window, just like ye can throw out this thread.
    5:00 am. Me and My Botox are going to bed now. Hope this is gone when we wake up. I hate drama and confrontation.
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    Default But Dotty we're Irish.

    Nothing is straightforward here. We specialise in making simple things complex.

    As one British Commander in the North during the troubles once remarked
    "You think you have an answer to the Irish problem & the bastards go & change the question".

    I get on my soap-box some times, I'm a bit of a socialist at heart & can't stop myself reminding people of the inequalities of the human state. I still adore you.
    When I'm the Minister for Revenge Bertie's ring will be twitching !
    TheNads.

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    Ok, good explanation

    Still not sure why thats so tho...

    I have a new friend living in me now. I think you will have to accept little Botty who lives in Dotty. We are a pair to share my head now. So ye cant have one without the other Might as well hold out the hand of friendship to Botty, cause she is only being kind to Dotty.

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