Weird One

[MarcusAurelius74]

I met an escort from on here last night Lovely looking girl, super clean apartment , very friendly. When I arrived she said you look clean if you showered at home already there’s no need for a shower here . Ok grand so. I booked 30 minutes , I just wanted a happy ending and didn’t expect any kissing or OWO or anything else but at one stage I kissed her shoulder , just pecked it . She stopped what she was doing and looked down at her shoulder got a wet wipe and wiped the place where’d id kissed her ! I lost my erection and made some excuse and got out of there as fast as I could . Really strange .

[philipkntz]

Strange all right. I have met an occasional escort that has commented that I smell good and skip the shower get a few extra minutes funtime but even if they don't do kissing, I'm normally allowed to plant my lips on most of the rest of her body. But I do test the water with a hug and kiss both cheeks on arrival. If she can't warm to that, there'll be no money changing hands.

[lorcan]

I met an escort from on here last night Lovely looking girl, super clean apartment , very friendly. When I arrived she said you look clean if you showered at home already there’s no need for a shower here . Ok grand so. I booked 30 minutes , I just wanted a happy ending and didn’t expect any kissing or OWO or anything else but at one stage I kissed her shoulder , just pecked it . She stopped what she was doing and looked down at her shoulder got a wet wipe and wiped the place where’d id kissed her ! I lost my erection and made some excuse and got out of there as fast as I could . Really strange .

I did that once and the girl said if she hadda knew she was getting Woody Woodpecker she'd refused the appointment

[MarcusAurelius74]

I did that once and the girl said if she hadda knew she was getting Woody Woodpecker she'd refused the appointment

Well I lost my woody wood pretty quickly!

[bmw528]

I did that once and the girl said if she hadda knew she was getting Woody Woodpecker she'd refused the appointment

You d be lucky that you even got in the door with your carry on.