To: Irish Times problem page letter writer.

[DrAlan]

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-...cort-1.3386763

Dear letter writer, ( if you actually exist, and if you haven’t jumped off a bridge), I hope this advice is not too late.

Firstly, seeking advice on this matter from Roe, with her MA in sexuality studies from San Francisco state university was pretty dumb, when you could have posted your problem here and gotten advice from loads of guys in the exact same position.

Roe advised you not to see escorts as it’s cheating, illegal and you will get caught!

Instead, suggest an “open” marriage arrangement!!!

Jesus wept....

How the fcuk would that work? You would have every psycho bunny boiler texting you, harassing your wife, the kids will disown you and the wife will divorce you and get everything. You will turn to drugs and end up in the gutter....happens all the time

Listen, escorts are the only answer, they are of course sexy, beautiful, brilliant lovers, very discreet, and the answer to your problem.

If you are anyway smart you won’t get caught,

Its not cheating as it’s only sex, it’s not love and devotion.

Yes it’s illegal, but no ones been arrested, stick to independent escorts, and be savvy.

Hope you read this.

[Barney Rubble]

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-...cort-1.3386763

Dear letter writer, ( if you actually exist, and if you haven’t jumped off a bridge), I hope this advice is not too late.

Firstly, seeking advice on this matter from Roe, with her MA in sexuality studies from San Francisco state university was pretty dumb, when you could have posted your problem here and gotten advice from loads of guys in the exact same position.

Roe advised you not to see escorts as it’s cheating, illegal and you will get caught!

Instead, suggest an “open” marriage arrangement!!!

Jesus wept....

How the fcuk would that work? You would have every psycho bunny boiler texting you, harassing your wife, the kids will disown you and the wife will divorce you and get everything. You will turn to drugs and end up in the gutter....happens all the time

Listen, escorts are the only answer, they are of course sexy, beautiful, brilliant lovers, very discreet, and the answer to your problem.

If you are anyway smart you won’t get caught,

Its not cheating as it’s only sex, it’s not love and devotion.

Yes it’s illegal, but no ones been arrested, stick to independent escorts, and be savvy.

Hope you read this.

Time for Judas Priest!!



Sorry I can't post a link. Breaking the law !!

[DrAlan]

It is cheating Dr Alan.

You come across better balanced then most so this will not come as a shock to you.

It must have been a typo.

Then wanking is cheating, the only difference is one is your imagination . There is no emotional attachment, no LOVE, it’s purely physical, the escort doesn’t love you, we don’t know each other’s real name..nothing. Cum and go!

It’s physical and intimate but completely over when you walk out that door and return to your loving wife leaving everything behind in that apartment or hotel room.

[DrAlan]

Read your post Doc it's not clear you are talking about wanking.

Clear as mud....look wanking with your own hand, an escorts hand, her mouth, pussy, ass whatever...it’s not making love!

[DrAlan]

Clear as mud....look wanking with your own hand, an escorts hand, her mouth, pussy, ass whatever...it’s not making love!

okay, replying to my own post is sad, never whiskey and wine!

this thread is for the guy who wrote the letter.

i don’t consider punting as cheating, well maybe it is, but it’s not nearly as bad as an affair.

im out...

[Cortez]

Time for Judas Priest!!



Sorry I can't post a link. Breaking the law !!

[Prickly]

It is cheating Dr Alan.

You come across better balanced then most so this will not come as a shock to you.

It must have been a typo.

Then wanking is cheating, the only difference is one is your imagination . There is no emotional attachment, no LOVE, it’s purely physical, the escort doesn’t love you, we don’t know each other’s real name..nothing. Cum and go!

It’s physical and intimate but completely over when you walk out that door and return to your loving wife leaving everything behind in that apartment or hotel room.

Stay single and love all women.