I give up

[ladiesman217]

You try and do your best for people without any thought of remuneration whatsoever, doing so solely and solidly from the best of intentions, the goodness of your heart, yadya yada fucking yada. Try and live an honest life, not causing harm to no one, surviving and living each day as it comes, yada yada fucking yada x2!

And then BAM! They piss on your face without even so much as the courtesy of calling it rain. I'm using this place as my venting grounds so fuck ya'll... Speaking of which, excuse me one moment:

FUCK, SHIT, COCK, TITTIES, CUNT, FANNY, HOROLOGIST, FUCKING, BASTARD, BITCH, BARABARA STREISAND, DILDO, FUUUCCCKKK!!!!

*breathe in... breathe out... in... out...*

Could someone do me the courtesy of planting TNT in my head and detonating it to save me the bother of doing it?? FUCK!

Greatest regrets in life (in no particular order):
- Living on this rock
- Failing to cause the extinction of Homo sapiens
- Not being a good friend to IDF
- Choosing this fucking oxymoron username, couldn't satisfy a pen with my fucking useless thing!
- Several failed proposals to several ladies here (probably a lot to do with the above...............)

Alright enough of that shite. You know who I miss? Rayden. And Morpheus. And Doc... THE REAL DOC! And Benny (fucking feline bastard). And Doozer. And JibberJabber. And Lucy. And Sophie. And Rachel. And Ciara and Amber. (nice to see their recent but short return though!). And Daria. And Natalie. And Abby. And Alex (Irish)... And...

Ok I can't remember any one else that is either permanently gone or who just isn't here anymore so... poop.

Actually just thought of another regret:

- Never having met or met too few times ALL of aforementioned ladies. Plus others... many others...

*sigh*

Feck I've had enough. Rant over. Bye bye. Very weird and random and controversial and poopy poll to come that has sweet feck all to do with anything. Just random stuff of random randomness.

Sincerely yours,

Larry DeMole
President & CEO of LDM Industries

[inconnu]

It's sad to get old and lonely and see all your friends passing on before you.
I hope it never happens to me but anyway at least I'll always have lorcan(and the rest of you will as well).

[ladiesman217]

Private? No! But it is multiple choice!

[inconnu]

I suspect you’ve had a bad day?

This is him on a typical day.

[ladiesman217]

This is him on a typical day.

A-fucking-men to that.

[ladiesman217]

Feck- it's public- all I had to do was read the top line- well, that's just a sign that it's my bedtime...

Do what I did... vote for all of them!!

[AlessandraFan]

You've spelled potatoes wrongly.

[inconnu]

Leave Dan Quayle alone.

[ladiesman217]

You've spelled potatoes wrongly.

I spelled it exactly how I wanted to spell it!

*Inside LDM's head -> "GODDAMN IT FUCKING FUCK, HOW DID YOU SPELL POTATOES WRONG?? YOU'RE FECKIN' USELESS YOU UTTER GOBSHITE!!! WORST GRAMMAR NAZI IN THE WORLD!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!"*

*LDM proceeds to beat himself... repeatedly... with a potato*

[Barney Rubble]

I voted for the first option, cunt that I am