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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    I'm a Wanker, just can't stop myself!

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    That's fuking unbelievable. And the worse thing of all is that there's a kid in that pram!

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    A wanker is someone who suffers Wanxiety

    Wanxiety - wank-zy-ety (n) A social condition cause by excessive masturbation or the lack of sexual contact. Wanxiety is commonly found in religious fundamentalists and obsessive gamers.

    Symptoms of Wanxiety are Irritability, a one-upmanship desire, chaffing of the hands and genitals. If you find yourself aroused by comic book characters or traditional anime you may suffer from wanxiety. Sufferers of wanxiety should seek out immediate sexual assistance i.e. girlfriend, boyfriend, one-night stand or (in the most extreme case) a paid sex worker.

    Wanxienty effects 1 in 10 people ages 14 - 35, in most cases the victims are male, but there have been women know to suffer this condition as well. Wanxiety is a treatable disorder, even in the most extreme cases. ask your local pimp or escort service for more info.

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    YouTube - Crazy Cavan Farmer

    This is the last one I'll do for a while -

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    Quote Originally Posted by winir View Post
    A wanker is someone who suffers Wanxiety

    Wanxiety - wank-zy-ety (n) A social condition cause by excessive masturbation or the lack of sexual contact. Wanxiety is commonly found in religious fundamentalists and obsessive gamers.

    Symptoms of Wanxiety are Irritability, a one-upmanship desire, chaffing of the hands and genitals. If you find yourself aroused by comic book characters or traditional anime you may suffer from wanxiety. Sufferers of wanxiety should seek out immediate sexual assistance i.e. girlfriend, boyfriend, one-night stand or (in the most extreme case) a paid sex worker.

    Wanxienty effects 1 in 10 people ages 14 - 35, in most cases the victims are male, but there have been women know to suffer this condition as well. Wanxiety is a treatable disorder, even in the most extreme cases. ask your local pimp or escort service for more info.
    Is dat my problem then, Wanxiety, I'll go see a vet right away.

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    That’s what I am & have been for 30 years & proud to be Springfield’s oldest news anchor. Dam that autocue is hard to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    YouTube - Crazy Cavan Farmer

    This is the last one I'll do for a while -


    "your an agitatin bastard"
    hahahaahahahahaahahahahah love it
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    Default Heres 2 big wankers

    Guilty of fucking up our country and for being asleep at the helm for the last 5 years.
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