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  1. 17-03-18, 10:31 #1
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    Default Better than the real thing

    I find now that wanking at a escort or pornstar on my computer just as rewarding as visiting one.
    I can relax and take my time and explode at my own pace, very therapeutic
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorcan View Post
    I find now that wanking at a escort or pornstar on my computer just as rewarding as visiting one.
    I can relax and take my time and explode at my own pace, very therapeutic
    I'm sure the ladies here are devastated
    Are we there yet ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I'm sure the ladies here are devastated
    I thought you said you weren't going to post any nonsense until tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorcan View Post
    I thought you said you weren't going to post any nonsense until tonight
    Well I thought that seeing as you were posting nonsense I might as well join in
    Are we there yet ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Well I thought that seeing as you were posting nonsense I might as well join in
    you said if you started the nonsense, just ignore you, thanks for the tip
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorcan View Post
    you said if you started the nonsense, just ignore you, thanks for the tip
    I see that you're not been ignored judging by your red cards
    Not me btw
    Are we there yet ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Well I thought that seeing as you were posting nonsense I might as well join in
    Thank the OP Barney.It'll stop him having to thank himself green for Paddy's Day.
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    And why go out to a restaurant or even buy food when you can stay in and look at pictures of food?

    At the moment I am looking at a pictures of someone (female ) doing sit-ups. I will have a six-pack in no time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    And why go out to a restaurant or even buy food when you can stay in and look at pictures of food?

    At the moment I am looking at a pictures of someone (female ) doing sit-ups. I will have a six-pack in no time!
    you're at the nonsense now too, you dont eat you die, simple, you can have restaurant quality food at home now
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorcan View Post
    I find now that wanking at a escort or pornstar on my computer just as rewarding as visiting one.
    I can relax and take my time and explode at my own pace, very therapeutic
    Yup that did it for me for a while but snaped out of it and nothing better then body to body 😊😊😊
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