I like to get to Cannes if I can - and its so nice in Nice - but I would prefer to stay in Paris in a expensive Hotel.... Paris Hilton perhaps.
I asked out a beautiful girl in France once (think her name was Nancy)- just went over and asked for a ride - Sure I had nothing Toulouse - wasnt Toulon before the police arrived and carted me off after getting a feel of her Brest
(Carlsberg dont do puns but if they did they would a darn site better than the shite above)