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    In my most recent encounter with an escort in a hotel room, I left my clothes in a neat pile on the ground in the corner, near the door. she was Czech and she looked at me like I was a right eejit/ Redkneck Barbarian for not leaving them on a shelve?

    Mind you, I think my excellent RO skills probably made up for it!

    It could have influenced her a bit not to offer a favourite or two!

    Where do you leave yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    In my most recent encounter with an escort in a hotel room, I left my clothes in a neat pile on the ground in the corner near the door, she was Czech and she looked at me like I was a right eejit/ redkneck Barbarian for not leaving them on a shelve?

    Where do you neave yours?
    some in the bathroom and some on bedroom floor, alot of escorts have scented candles on lockers and shelves and putting clothes beside could be a fire hazard epecially with the amount of deodorant spray I put on
    Last edited by howardsteele; 06-03-18 at 01:09.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    some in the bathroom and some on bedroom floor, alot of escorts have scented candles on lockers and shelves and putting clothes beside could be a fire hazard epecially with the amount of deodorant spray I put on
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    In my most recent encounter with an escort in a hotel room, I left my clothes in a neat pile on the ground in the corner, near the door. she was Czech and she looked at me like I was a right eejit/ Redkneck Barbarian for not leaving them on a shelve?

    Mind you, I think my excellent RO skills probably made up for it!

    It could have influenced her a bit not to offer a favourite or two!

    Where do you leave yours?
    I live in jeans and tee shirts and would happily sling them on the floor but most women appreciate cleanliness and a little neatness and presentation.9/10 times there will be a chair-use that and fold the clothes a little but not obsessively.
    If one were an Armani suit parasite one could inquire as to the availability of a hanger-failing that drape the jacket over the back of a chair.
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    The thing about leaving them on a chair is that the chair may have been used for some XXX activity with male naked arses on it, prompting hygiene questions! Which even the ground mightn't do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    The thing about leaving them on a chair is that the chair may have been used for some XXX activity with male naked arses on it, prompting hygiene questions! Which even the ground mightn't do!
    Good point,now I'm going to have to keep slinging them on the floor and worrying about what might have been on the soles of their shoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveFerguson View Post
    Good point,now I'm going to have to keep slinging them on the floor and worrying about what might have been on the soles of their shoes.
    Call me a bit odd, but I worry more about the sweaty hairy male arses that might have been on that chair!:
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Call me a bit odd, but I worry more about the sweaty hairy male arses that might have been on that chair!:
    Agree Libertarian and that why to have towel still when you come back from the shower as Hygiene seriously important mate..
    And anyway who want to sit on a cold chair butt naked as might as well leave my clothes on as I freeze to death sitting as we chat
    Hmmm that did happen few times as come back with towel only to keep warm.. Sit freezing as get I carry away chat and forget business matter (Sex)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Call me a bit odd, but I worry more about the sweaty hairy male arses that might have been on that chair!:
    Shur just give the chair a good ole sniff test first! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    The thing about leaving them on a chair is that the chair may have been used for some XXX activity with male naked arses on it, prompting hygiene questions! Which even the ground mightn't do!
    With an imagination like that, nowhere is safe. It is never a good idea to think too much about what happened in the room before you got there. That way madness lies.
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    If the room is clean and tidy, I ask for somewhere to hang my clothes, often I'm directed to the chair and I reply that I'm hoping to have sex there. So they then say put them on the bed and I reply that I'm hoping to have sex there too. If that goes down the right way, I find her waiting to get started when I step out of the shower.
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