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    Default The horribly happy hooker

    Enjoyed reading this blog and had a few laughs aswell

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    The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job

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    Saw that in the past.
    Wouldn't care for her to be doing oral.
    Got a tongue like sandpaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranknStein View Post
    Saw that in the past.
    Wouldn't care for her to be doing oral.
    Got a tongue like sandpaper.
    Nothing sexier than a witty woman
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    I should get me one of those kind of houses haha
    [B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    I should get me one of those kind of houses haha
    Advertised rates are only for entering the house and "time and companionship"

    Leaving the house is an extra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Advertised rates are only for entering the house and "time and companionship"

    Leaving the house is an extra.


    Or making the house look like one of those escape games. Now that would be fun
    [B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.

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    Are all escorts plagued with "look and go" clients? I would have thought that this was mostly an issue for those with fake or misleading profiles. I also notice that these ladies tend to draw you further into the house before you get a good look at their face, if you feel like running you wonder if theres a secretary ready to block your escape.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    Or making the house look like one of those escape games. Now that would be fun
    Want to do an outcall to my place?
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Are all escorts plagued with "look and go" clients? I would have thought that this was mostly an issue for those with fake or misleading profiles. I also notice that these ladies tend to draw you further into the house before you get a good look at their face, if you feel like running you wonder if theres a secretary ready to block your escape.
    There was a fucker in limerick who turn up and try grope u and then go ive no money.. caught me twice but the third time i knew so chased him to the lift with a hurley wearing a tiger costume dont ask why i had that with me

    He done this to loads all types..

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    There was a fucker in limerick who turn up and try grope u and then go ive no money.. caught me twice but the third time i knew so chased him to the lift with a hurley wearing a tiger costume dont ask why i had that with me

    He done this to loads all types..
    I think we all know that you use that hurley instead of a strapon.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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