1,wash everything,
the ceiling,the inside of your prepuce,the top of the oven,the underside of your shoes,the bottom of the washing machine,your mind.
2,Polish all of the above.
3,if she feels like eating MEAT
,of a night,don't admit to liking steak.
4,love dogs.
5,like cats.
6,acknowledge the friends.
7,accept ponies.
8,SMILE!
9,Wave a white flag
10,accept defeat.