A Total Noob!

[Mij]

You don't need to post on here to meet a girl via PM dude. 99% of the escorts pay no attention to the names of posters on here. Send a PM, if you get no reply phone her, and if you don't want to phone then PM another escort. Keep going until you get an appointment. Don't take it personally if you get no response, the better ladies don't need to take all calls or PMs because there is way more demand than supply.

[MassiveFerguson]

Total noob 2

[bigmango]

There is a wealth of good advice on these boards if you do a search for "newbie advice" or similar. An hour spent reading that will give you a much better chance of a good experience.

A few tips that are always included:

- Choose ladies with a decent number of good reviews.
- Read the profile carefully and respect their preferences.
- Scrub yourself really well, and then shower at her place.
- Make sure oral hygiene is as good as possible.
- Be respectful - anything she does is her choice, even when you have paid.

Good luck! Your nerves will slip away once you get there - the ladies are great at that.

Use the phone - If you can not get through send a text message (if she accepts text messages) stating that you have phoned, when you would like to visit and the length of the visit.

When you visit & use the shower use the soap and/or body wash provided especially on those body areas that may be smelly.

[Barney Rubble]

Use the phone - If you can not get through send a text message (if she accepts text messages) stating that you have phoned, when you would like to visit and the length of the visit.

When you visit & use the shower use the soap and/or body wash provided especially on those body areas that may be smelly.

And if she provides mouthwash use the lid , DON'T rinse straight from the bottle - other people's gotta use it too.

[MassiveFerguson]

TMI

#OCD

#justajest

#keepyourhairon

[AhSomeDude]

So much great advice!! I have a really nice self inflating bed I bought in Lidl or Aldi ye think she'd let me use that!? Haha
Thanks all!!

[FranknStein]

So much great advice!! I have a really nice self inflating bed I bought in Lidl or Aldi ye think she'd let me use that!? Haha
Thanks all!!

No,the rubber might have a hole in it.
And she wouldn't want any unexpected surprises.