Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
So its 3:30 am and I'm wide awake - Like any normal Man my thoughts drift towards thinking about a little girl on girl action - Alec decides to do a bit of research.

486 girls listed on EI of which 244 define themselves as Bisexual -
https://www.escort-ireland.com/search-results.html


- Well how do you do says Alec to himself - what an interesting thought. A majority ! There is a God...and he's as twisted as I am - I fucking knew it all along !

Now how do I get them all into the same room without arousing suspicion......Hmmmmm..

I feel a poem coming on....

Sweet Dreams

Now I lay my head to sleep
Dreaming of Girls in a heap
How Convenient
To be a Deviant
Imagine, you can afford to buy your own island, build a small town, imported only the top stunning escorts to reside in them, a village of about 100 girls, no guys! guys have to pay a one week vacation on your island for a fee of €20,000, yes its a millionaire club resort, you have to hike the price, you really dont want those english ibiza hooligans on it do ya.
And of course, your the king of the island and fuk who you like, when you like, where you like!
however, you are responsible for all the supplies of condoms and tampons!