Funny job

**moonlightbeauty** · 30-01-18, 15:40

A day doesn't pass without having a good laugh...
One of the funniest thing is when guys ring all gentleman ask for a booking tell them where to go and confirm...so far so good...
I start writing down in my agenda then 5 min later comes the text: "I want u to dress up like that and do 20 favorites"
"yes sure and I want you to pay 500 euros...ring me u smart ass...why u didn't said on the phone? cause u knew I'll tell you to fuck off...so u try with the texts after....unbelievable

**lorcan** · 30-01-18, 16:18

Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty

A day doesn't pass without having a good laugh...
One of the funniest thing is when guys ring all gentleman ask for a booking tell them where to go and confirm...so far so good...
I start writing down in my agenda then 5 min later comes the text: "I want u to dress up like that and do 20 favorites"
"yes sure and I want you to pay 500 euros...ring me u smart ass...why u didn't said on the phone? cause u knew I'll tell you to fuck off...so u try with the texts after....unbelievable

I send texts when i cant get through to tell her to wear something nice as she cant cum to her phone but i know she's making herself beautiful for my arrival

**moonlightbeauty** · 30-01-18, 17:03

Absolutly getting the pijamas ready ��

**gonzo76** · 30-01-18, 18:53

Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty

Absolutly getting the pijamas ready ��

How did you know my fetish for pyjamas!

**beautyaddict** · 30-01-18, 19:04

Originally Posted by gonzo76

How did you know my fetish for pyjamas!

Funny you say that. I only see escorts, on an overnight not to long ago girl was wearing pajamas type shorts , I suppose I am used to lingerie as standard , these pajamas shorts drove me nuts !!!! I loved them on her, So Moonlight be careful what you wish for

**gonzo76** · 30-01-18, 19:12

Originally Posted by beautyaddict

Funny you say that. I only see escorts, on an overnight not to long ago girl was wearing pajamas type shorts , I suppose I am used to lingerie as standard , these pajamas shorts drove me nuts !!!! I loved them on her, So Moonlight be careful what you wish for

One lady, now retired, I met late in the evening, and as I was her last booking for the evening, there was no rush out the door. She was getting ready for bed, lovely pyjamas, I felt like nipping out to the atm!

**moonlightbeauty** · 31-01-18, 16:08

Originally Posted by gonzo76

How did you know my fetish for pyjamas!

From chains and boots to pyjamas seemed about right

**tom rambo** · 31-01-18, 16:14

I like to meet a lady in a sexy dress but I never ask,

**gonzo76** · 31-01-18, 19:04

Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty

From chains and boots to pyjamas seemed about right

I'm a complicated man... But in fact it's not usually the chains or the pyjamas, it's the woman in them!

**TonyB** · 30-01-18, 17:06

I'm not into lingerie or escorts dressing up.
Prefer them naked myself

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