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    Talking Funny job

    A day doesn't pass without having a good laugh...
    One of the funniest thing is when guys ring all gentleman ask for a booking tell them where to go and confirm...so far so good...
    I start writing down in my agenda then 5 min later comes the text: "I want u to dress up like that and do 20 favorites"
    "yes sure and I want you to pay 500 euros...ring me u smart ass...why u didn't said on the phone? cause u knew I'll tell you to fuck off...so u try with the texts after....unbelievable

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty View Post
    A day doesn't pass without having a good laugh...
    One of the funniest thing is when guys ring all gentleman ask for a booking tell them where to go and confirm...so far so good...
    I start writing down in my agenda then 5 min later comes the text: "I want u to dress up like that and do 20 favorites"
    "yes sure and I want you to pay 500 euros...ring me u smart ass...why u didn't said on the phone? cause u knew I'll tell you to fuck off...so u try with the texts after....unbelievable
    I send texts when i cant get through to tell her to wear something nice as she cant cum to her phone but i know she's making herself beautiful for my arrival

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    Absolutly getting the pijamas ready ������

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    I'm not into lingerie or escorts dressing up.
    Prefer them naked myself

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    Great �� thats my fav costume

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty View Post
    Great �� thats my fav costume
    Well what ever you do Don't try to iron that costume I tried to iron my birthday suit once as it had started to get a bit wrinkled in a few places boy did it hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty View Post
    A day doesn't pass without having a good laugh...
    One of the funniest thing is when guys ring all gentleman ask for a booking tell them where to go and confirm...so far so good...
    I start writing down in my agenda then 5 min later comes the text: "I want u to dress up like that and do 20 favorites"
    "yes sure and I want you to pay 500 euros...ring me u smart ass...why u didn't said on the phone? cause u knew I'll tell you to fuck off...so u try with the texts after....unbelievable
    Only asked for 20 favs!?!?
    I won't get in my car until i'm promised at least 22!!

    hi sweetie
    Your naked costume is pretty awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty View Post
    Absolutly getting the pijamas ready ������
    How did you know my fetish for pyjamas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo76 View Post
    How did you know my fetish for pyjamas!
    Funny you say that. I only see escorts, on an overnight not to long ago girl was wearing pajamas type shorts , I suppose I am used to lingerie as standard , these pajamas shorts drove me nuts !!!! I loved them on her, So Moonlight be careful what you wish for

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautyaddict View Post
    Funny you say that. I only see escorts, on an overnight not to long ago girl was wearing pajamas type shorts , I suppose I am used to lingerie as standard , these pajamas shorts drove me nuts !!!! I loved them on her, So Moonlight be careful what you wish for
    One lady, now retired, I met late in the evening, and as I was her last booking for the evening, there was no rush out the door. She was getting ready for bed, lovely pyjamas, I felt like nipping out to the atm!

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