Wee Pet

[howardsteele]

I met an escort on Saturday and a great experience, unique in fact,
I went into the bedroom with her and there was a beautiful little lamb lying on the bed. It jumps down and I caressed it and she said that was her pet.I said most escorts have cats.
We had good sex but the lamb was watching us which was unnerving
All done, got dressed and chatted again while tickling the little lamb and she said its just off the breast now too and on solids and then I thought to myself but there's no mother sheep here.

So do the escorts here have any weird pets and clients don't count

[EnglishAlex]

A cockatoo

[ColdAssHonkey]

Was her name Mary by any chance? I’ve heard about her and her little lamb.

Must bring some mint sauce.

[howardsteele]

Fixed that for you

some ladies are in to poultry

[philipkntz]

I wouldn't have stayed if I saw that she was shearing.

[howardsteele]

Did she have any grass for this lamb or did you take it all?

no its been on the breast i believe, lucky bugger

[Barney Rubble]

are you sure it was a lamb, and not a goatboy??

Ah leave goatee out of it, poor kid can't defend himself

[ColdAssHonkey]

Might have been a Bedlington terrier, look remarkably like a lamb but taste more like chicken

[SteveB]

Mary had a little lamb
when she saw it sicken
she sent it to her Tesco store
where it was sold as “chicken.”

[howardsteele]

That explains why he looks so happy.

he's just got his milk teeth