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    Default The Penis

    Why is it so adored by men and women alike and is a banana shaped penis best for sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Why is it so adored by men and women alike and is a banana shaped penis best for sex
    Mine is more Cucumber shaped and the ladies love it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    Mine is more Cucumber shaped and the ladies love it...
    My wallet is rectangular and the ladies love it
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    The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job

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    Mine is penis shaped.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Mine is penis shaped.
    You have a penis shaped wallet????
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    Mine is more Cucumber shaped and the ladies love it...
    Gherkin, that’s the proper word. So I heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    You have a penis shaped wallet????
    My wallet is well and truely fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatboy View Post
    Why are men with larger shaped bananas discriminated against?
    What about black bananas? There totally discriminated against.

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    Jeez, you had me worried,
    I read the title, and thought there was going to be pictures again
    Mr Cuddles. everyone needs a cuddle

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