Today's idiot

[Johnny Simpleton]

He went inside the neighbor's apartment BECAUSE there he saw an open door.
He didn't check the apartment number. He simple went until the living room...
No comment !

sorry about that, i thought you had left the door open for me.

[LozzoD79]

Had an opposite experience once when an Escort knocked at my hotel door, when I opened it I got a flash from under her coat and a hi Mr xxxxxxxx. Think she looked a bit shocked when I told her that she may have the wrong door? Bit of a flirt with her when she realised her mistake. Asked if the guy had pre-paid but no, otherwise I would have been Mr xxxxxxx.

She said she might knock when finished, heard the door shut next door, then 5 minutes later she was back knocking at my door "finished" can I come in!!!

Erm no - not straight after you have seen mr fat, sweaty hairy guy next door!! Actually should have asked again if he had paid for 5 minutes or the full 2 hours if so - come in the shower is on the left! Mind you she probably would have got the wrong door and been stood in my wardrobe for a couple of hours! She was stunning.

[Johnny Simpleton]

It's hard not to be an idiot sometimes, especially with bad directions and a serious boner.

I've discovered a text message is the best now so you can use google maps to get near the apartment/landmark etc. (so she is happy once she get's eyes on you) it is the best & cuts out a lot of hassle with people that would not be that familiar with the area (which is everybody until I know them.)

After that all you need is the block number, code for the front door & apartment no.

But there is no excuse for getting the wrong apartment.

If you can't hear over the phone ask her to text you FFS!

Correct, if an escort says no 13 this sounds like very like 14 too if she is foreign and you're outside in the wind, rain and traffic noise so mistakes can easily be made,

[philipkntz]

Correct, if an escort says no 13 this sounds like very like 14 too if she is foreign and you're outside in the wind, rain and traffic noise so mistakes can easily be made,

Last year an escort directed me to the wrong address. The house directly behind hers, actually had the same house number and same colour door, it was also a "worked" house but she didn't know that. 3 times back to the landmark before she asked was I the guy with the leather jacket with my phone to my ear. seems that her agency gave her the wrong set of directions. I was the 3rd guy that couldn't find her and she wasn't in town long.

[howardsteele]

I too have went into wrong houses and rooms, few times I went in was met by fairly old ladies, they're nice and said seeing you're here now you may stay for tea and biscuits as I don't get many calling. It was all very nice, lovely chat and refreshments and know now what escorts mean when they say time and companionship.

[philipkntz]

I've accidentally walked into the wrong house several times while working. I try to park as close to the house I'm working in but sometimes its necessary to park a few doors away and in new housing estates all houses look the same.
Well I walk out to the van for something, usually a screwdriver, then absent-mindedly walk into the nearest house and can't understand where my stuff is gone. Meanwhile the householder is wondering why theres a guy with a screwdriver wandering around their house. The reaction of householders vary widely, most think I'm the repair guy that they've been waiting weeks for. Never had anyone scream but I've been threatened with hurls, baseball bats and kitchen knives.

[philipkntz]

Was that you that installed a new boiler in the wrong house last week in Drogheda._.See what lack of thought did and people leaving their key under the flower pot although the owner did calm down when they realized that they just got a new boiler for free,sorry for pointing out to the house owner that once installed its their possession._.You shouldn't have been a smart ass to me ._.Happy New Year another happy customer

No, not me. But I did once get a free fill of oil.

[Derrydoggystyle]

This happen to me I admit. Landed in wrong apartment block and rang the door bell twice to find out it’s an old man..

Walked away and texted escort only to realise I’m in wrong side of the city ffs!

The chances of having same name of apartment block and number.. ever since.. I use Google Maps since.

[babygravy]

I think my hearing declines with the severity of my horn.

One day I had such a stiffy I walked into Mountjoy Garda Station.

Got fucked that night all right!

[mr gear]

Ffs how can you really get lost ...if your not sure ask again simple ...doing this a few years now never once did i get lost or knock at wrong door