Wouldnt score in a brothel

[MrSliff]

Here is my experience with escorts so far.

First one I arrange to meet I found it very hard to figure out where she was. I told her I am in the car park and she replied what is car park? I finally get inside and it seems like she would rather be anywhere else. I couldnt even get an erection and she did nothing to help the case except lie there saying its small. I left after 15 minutes. Easiest 100 euros she ever earned.

Second escort I liked the look of didn't even answer the phone after ringing a few times over the course of a weekend.

Third escort I rang and she gave me her location. I get near the location and she wouldn't answer the phone.

Fourth escort I rang I was finding it hard to understand her directions so she just hung up.

Jesus this is more hassle than going out and finding someone in a pub or whatever. Is this normal? I thought this would be easy.

[bmw528]

Here is my experience with escorts so far.

First one I arrange to meet I found it very hard to figure out where she was. I told her I am in the car park and she replied what is car park? I finally get inside and it seems like she would rather be anywhere else. I couldnt even get an erection and she did nothing to help the case except lie there saying its small. I left after 15 minutes. Easiest 100 euros she ever earned.

Second escort I liked the look of didn't even answer the phone after ringing a few times over the course of a weekend.

Third escort I rang and she gave me her location. I get near the location and she wouldn't answer the phone.

Fourth escort I rang I was finding it hard to understand her directions so she just hung up.

Jesus this is more hassle than going out and finding someone in a pub or whatever. Is this normal? I thought this would be easy.

Sometimes it can be like that if you dont do your homework.

[philipkntz]

Sounds like you've got the hang of things. When you meet the right lady, you'll appreciate her all the more.

[philipkntz]

The second Escort, did you send a text saying I am in (name that town) I am here all day if you are free let me know when suits you.

This freaks some ladies out, the fact that a guy is too available

[176x]

Here is my experience with escorts so far.

First one I arrange to meet I found it very hard to figure out where she was. I told her I am in the car park and she replied what is car park? I finally get inside and it seems like she would rather be anywhere else. I couldnt even get an erection and she did nothing to help the case except lie there saying its small. I left after 15 minutes. Easiest 100 euros she ever earned.

Second escort I liked the look of didn't even answer the phone after ringing a few times over the course of a weekend.

Third escort I rang and she gave me her location. I get near the location and she wouldn't answer the phone.

Fourth escort I rang I was finding it hard to understand her directions so she just hung up.

Jesus this is more hassle than going out and finding someone in a pub or whatever. Is this normal? I thought this would be easy.

Ring an English one and 99% of problem solved

[MrSliff]

Forgot to say that the first escorts apartment was like a crack den with no bed clothes on the mattress. No wonder I couldn't get the horn, I should have just left straight away?

[ford pefect]

Forgot to say that the first escorts apartment was like a crack den with no bed clothes on the mattress. No wonder I couldn't get the horn, I should have just left straight away?

Mrsliff I think you had a bad day , do you mean a bare mattress without a even a sheet ?
For €100

[Liberty Love]

No sheets? That's just unbelievably gross! You stayed? Why? I'm not sure why you or the woman would stay in such a place. Did you review? I'm having a hard time believing you, sorry

[Cindy Forever]

Here is my experience with escorts so far.

First one I arrange to meet I found it very hard to figure out where she was. I told her I am in the car park and she replied what is car park? I finally get inside and it seems like she would rather be anywhere else. I couldnt even get an erection and she did nothing to help the case except lie there saying its small. I left after 15 minutes. Easiest 100 euros she ever earned.

Second escort I liked the look of didn't even answer the phone after ringing a few times over the course of a weekend.

Third escort I rang and she gave me her location. I get near the location and she wouldn't answer the phone.

Fourth escort I rang I was finding it hard to understand her directions so she just hung up.

Jesus this is more hassle than going out and finding someone in a pub or whatever. Is this normal? I thought this would be easy.

The problem for sure is you and not escorts.

[Sexy Sandy 69]

Here is my experience with escorts so far.

First one I arrange to meet I found it very hard to figure out where she was. I told her I am in the car park and she replied what is car park? I finally get inside and it seems like she would rather be anywhere else. I couldnt even get an erection and she did nothing to help the case except lie there saying its small. I left after 15 minutes. Easiest 100 euros she ever earned.

Second escort I liked the look of didn't even answer the phone after ringing a few times over the course of a weekend.

Third escort I rang and she gave me her location. I get near the location and she wouldn't answer the phone.

Fourth escort I rang I was finding it hard to understand her directions so she just hung up.

Jesus this is more hassle than going out and finding someone in a pub or whatever. Is this normal? I thought this would be easy.

Firstly, any reputable escort would not work from a 'crack den or somewhere without bed linen'. You paid & stayed. You should've walked but you didn't, that's not the escorts fault.

2nd escort, did you check the diary page on her profile. Was she actually working that day? Just because a profile is listed, it doesn't mean that the escort is available.

3rd escort, sounds like she double booked.

4th escort, you would've known you couldn't understand her when you rang & booked, but once again, you went ahead with the booking knowing there was a communication issue.

Do your research, choose wisely & things normally work out.

Sandy x