Wouldnt score in a brothel

[ts-oriental-aries]

This freaks some ladies out, the fact that a guy is too available

I don’t like when someone call me 10 times non stop. It raises red flag. Usually it is the case.

[FranknStein]

Perhaps the op couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery?

[MidlifeCrisis]

I would be willing to bet that you did not choose girls with a decent number of good reviews. You might have to pay a bit more, but it is money well spent.

If you have not done so, search here for "newbie advice", and spend a bit of time looking it over. If you do those things, you will usually have a great experience.

[DonaldTramp]

If he is as rich as me he will find success in a Nevadan chicken ranch!
(Once the visa background check is carried out-we don't want any Haitians flying in under the radar!)

[Toolbox]

For mrspliff:

[ColdAssHonkey]

Here is my experience with escorts so far.

First one I arrange to meet I found it very hard to figure out where she was. I told her I am in the car park and she replied what is car park? I finally get inside and it seems like she would rather be anywhere else. I couldnt even get an erection and she did nothing to help the case except lie there saying its small. I left after 15 minutes. Easiest 100 euros she ever earned.

Second escort I liked the look of didn't even answer the phone after ringing a few times over the course of a weekend.

Third escort I rang and she gave me her location. I get near the location and she wouldn't answer the phone.

Fourth escort I rang I was finding it hard to understand her directions so she just hung up.

Jesus this is more hassle than going out and finding someone in a pub or whatever. Is this normal? I thought this would be easy.

Are you:

Young?
Non Irish?
Using 089 / 085 number?


Escorts are ultra sensitive in order to stay safe. If you look or sound rough most won’t want to see you, don’t blame them.

Maybe just bad luck, happens us all.

[circumcised guy]

You are having bad luck I don't know about the first two but I wonder did the third and forth ladie both get a look at you when you got close to their apartments and maybe didn't like the look of you. Just saying now
Anyway hope your luck changes.

I actually have had a few occasions where the directions given weren't shall we say the easiest to follow and just couldn't find the lady in the end I just had to give up. It isn't always because of a language barrier though I had two occasions particularly where the lady had perfect English and they were extremely patient but it was I who was just a complete moron I admit

I finally found my way to one lady who was very forgiven I have to say I just apologised for been such a prat she just said not to worry about it. And i will be have to say I'm so glad I did find her because I had the most wonderful time with her.
The second lady was also very patient but in the end I still couldn't find her and had to give up.
I called and told her maybe we can make it another time and apologised for wasting her time. She was amazingly very sweet about it and said no bother darling.
Sometimes us clients I guess have our dumbass moments well speaking for myself anyway

[philipkntz]

Regarding directions, sometimes you really have to know where you are going before you get directions.
This is a conversation I had recently,(placenames changed).
"Drive to the end of the Mountrath road and phone me".
"Would that be the Portlaoise end or the Mountrath end"
"What do you mean"
"One end of that road is in Mountrath and the other is in Portlaoise"
"Ok I didn't know that, I guess I'm somewhere in the middle"
"Ok. So you are about 5 miles from Portlaoise."
"No, no, I'm just on the edge of town."
"Which town?"
" Portlaoise. Watch out for landmark, I'm just across the road"

[SteveB]

I told people the street name of where I was and made sure each person knew to call me if the sat nav did not show that road.
The ones who did call were given a spelled out name and the name of a famous person whose name began with the letter no one could understand only one failed to find me with doing that.

Others just got lost including one who instead of going to a shopping centre and driving around the outside of the shopping centre went into the car park and drive around the car park - no idea where we thought we were going to meet.

My english is perfect my Cork needs worked on.

Unfortunately if you are not familiar with the area, if you are directed to "The Shopping Centre" you are likely to drive to the shopping centre car park. Another problem, if you are driving, where to park.

[philipkntz]

I told people the street name of where I was and made sure each person knew to call me if the sat nav did not show that road.
The ones who did call were given a spelled out name and the name of a famous person whose name began with the letter no one could understand only one failed to find me with doing that.

Others just got lost including one who instead of going to a shopping centre and driving around the outside of the shopping centre went into the car park and drive around the car park - no idea where we thought we were going to meet.

My english is perfect my Cork needs worked on.

Some shopping centres have office space and even apartments, I haven't experienced this in several years but its not unknown to find an escort in one.