An escorts introduction

[philipkntz]

On the next 15 mins.Offer expires at 09.30 am tick tick tick

PM me next time you're having a sale. With lots of notice!

[Jessy Tattoo]

PM me next time you're having a sale. With lots of notice!

Not a chance lol

[Clueless]

I dunno man. Are you drinking this tea are having it poured into your anus? Do not try this at home.

Too late man - tried it at home but could not get the logistics right!!

[Barney Rubble]

I'm a girl. For as long as I can be. I will settle for lady, and never a woman unless it's wrapped in a phrase like, "you are all woman" ...know what I mean boy?

1 escort took offence when I called her a lady - "That's what you call an old woman " she replied angrily. I thought it was a sign of respect regardless of age

[philipkntz]

1 escort took offence when I called her a lady - "That's what you call an old woman " she replied angrily. I thought it was a sign of respect regardless of age

I call them ladies, I don't have sex with girls.

[Limerick123]

My one " the shower is obligatory " - so just I can prove not everybody read it ...

What does obligatory mean??

[FranknStein]

I'd love to but I'm scared of willies.

u sure?

Hope he never sees his avatar.

[Clueless]

Hope it was camomile. #PrayForClueless

No it was iced tea- all prayers welcome

[FranknStein]

using chocolate sauce.

Been invented already.
It's known as diarrhoea.

[Clueless]

using chocolate sauce.

Been invented already.
It's known as diarrhoea.

Too much Crap talk