Relax

[hamish]

When i get anxious or feel the world's ass is sitting on my head, I read poetry and its brings me back
try it, its good for the soul

[hamish]

The Old Goat
A retired cop in Oak Valley
Had an cantankerous old goat
Given a chance he'd knock you down
At least that was a common quote

When we saw some goats at the fence
We'd pet their soft fur every day
Until the old goat hit the fence
Then quite quickly we'd run away

Then one day we missed the old goat
Uncle Ben told us that it was dead
He said it knocked the old cop down
Then the cop shot it in the head!

Now that I'm an old goat myself
This is the lesson I've learned
Whenever two old goats butt heads
One of them is going to get burned!

[hamish]

Rudolph the snot nosed reindeer had a terribly bad cold
His rosy red nose had turned green one hundred and one multifold

Then one morn', sweet Santa said to him,
'Rudolf with your nose green, you'd better stay in'

Leaving a trail of green snotty slime
Rudolf the reindeer shuffled back to his pine

While he was dreaming of strange green bells
Suddenly he was awakened by Santa yelling 'Hell'

Gratefully leaving his green bell choir
What he discovered was Santa's house afire

Quickly he ran into the house
All grey with smoke just like a mouse

All was dark and confusion and terror
What was needed was a courageous torchbearer

And finally his nose, no longer a misfit
Shining and green as an emergency exit

Everyone escaped out into the cold
And this was how green turned to the value of gold

[hamish]

[Playitsam]

Just go for a Thai massage first then off to an escort for a quickie , all lifes problems sorted

[hamish]

I'm in bed waiting for Santa

[FranknStein]

Poetry leaves me cold.

Poetry leaves me cold,
As Winter does the old.
What gives me the horn,
Is transexual porn,
And a Playboy centerfold.

(Dedicated to my muse IDF)

[Hallie]

I love it, if good

[FranknStein]

[Jessy Tattoo]

I'm in bed waiting for Santa

Gosh no ♡♡♡