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    Default What not to get an escort for Christmas

    with Christmas just around the corner and with just 34 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes & 29 seconds to Christmas it would be nice to know what not to put in that festive shopping trolley

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    Nude pics of your naughty bits

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    A 30 minute timer.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    With all the silly talk about sharing and to keep escorts safe I was thinking a nice doggie but then a doggie is not just not for Christmas


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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    A 30 minute timer.
    Oh for a smiley button instead of a thank you button

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    They can scan guys at the door with it

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    The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    A 30 minute timer.
    Do they start it before or after the shower tho?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKnight View Post
    with Christmas just around the corner and with just 34 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes & 29 seconds to Christmas it would be nice to know what not to put in that festive shopping trolley


    I know what you CAN get me for Christmas.A shopping spree so I can pick out what I like xo
    [B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    A 30 minute timer.
    totally agree, still too many escorts out there using the old Egg Timer
    Last edited by TheKnight; 20-11-17 at 16:44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    I know what you CAN get me for Christmas.A shopping spree so I can pick out what I like xo
    LIDL IS DOING A TROLLEY DASH AT THE MOMENT, ONLY QUID I THINK , FILL YOUR BOOTS BUT PLEASE IF YOU DO WIN, LEAVE SOME CONDOMS AND WIPES FOR THE REST OF US PLEASE

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