What not to get an escort for Christmas

**philipkntz** · 20-11-17, 16:46

Originally Posted by Forceuser

Do they start it before or after the shower tho?

Wrong and wrong. Before the initial phone call.

**johndoe2** · 20-11-17, 16:58

clothes, i'm sure they have enough bras and underwear

**pervertwithahorn** · 20-11-17, 20:58

A framed picture of yourself she will cherish it forever. Oh a pack of fisherman friend mints. Or a smelly fish to hide in her room humour is a great gift

**FredLopez** · 20-11-17, 21:57

a blow-up santa with a great big heavy sack, what about it girls, yea or nay

**pervertwithahorn** · 20-11-17, 22:28

Originally Posted by jeane

Guys...some of you seemed to net have read the title right..

and please NO fish for me, that kind of humour can get you hurt (by angry strey cats that will think you are an appetiser)

I like a good spanking meou

**Forceuser** · 20-11-17, 22:30

Originally Posted by jeane

Guys...some of you seemed to net have read the title right..

and please NO fish for me, that kind of humour can get you hurt (by angry strey cats that will think you are an appetiser)

Ooops!

**TrickyDickie** · 20-11-17, 23:12

Originally Posted by TheKnight

with Christmas just around the corner and with just 34 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes & 29 seconds to Christmas it would be nice to know what not to put in that festive shopping trolley

a clock that runs slow, atomic clocks are now affordable and are among the most accurate in the world
a t shirt that says "all faves are included in the price"
a sharp knife
a picture of you and your wife (signed with love)
a cuddly toy that is in fact a nanny cam
a voucher offering a free sex session (with you)

**Cindy Forever** · 20-11-17, 23:42

Originally Posted by TheKnight

with Christmas just around the corner and with just 34 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes & 29 seconds to Christmas it would be nice to know what not to put in that festive shopping trolley

Perfums for me BIG YES please.

**Cindy Forever** · 20-11-17, 23:46

Noo for me? Cheapers things! If yu want make a woman happy give perfums or really gold/diamants .

**samanthal** · 21-11-17, 14:32

Originally Posted by Cindy Forever

Noo for me? Cheapers things! If yu want make a woman happy give perfums or really gold/diamants .

Diamonds ARE girls best friends...
oh please do not give me any stress and hassle...

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