What not to get an escort for Christmas

[FranknStein]

Lots of fruit cakes post here.
Pity more of them aren't expired as a few of them are long past their best before dates as posters, even if the occasional name change occurs.

[BuySexualBarry]

Diamonds ARE girls best friends...
oh please do not give me any stress and hassle...

Why cant I see your profile doll ? Where are you ? Whats the story ?

[FranknStein]

Why cant I see your profile doll ? Where are you ? Whats the story ?

She doesn't do anal or fetish services so you'll need to go elsewhere for gimp masks.

[FranknStein]

She does. Actually.

Not that I give a flying flip anyway but I was cross eyedly looking at another escort on this page.

Frankly, it's fucking farcical when you fecking start to feel you should avoid that grand old English word fuck.
Damnable euphemisms,bowdlerisms,Mary Whitehouses and snowflakes.

[AlessandraFan]

A meter for their shower?

[philipkntz]

A meter for their shower?

Fuck no! Then they'd keep sending us back in saying that we're not fully washed yet.

[ladiesman217]

It may seem helpful:



But would they trust condoms from a punter?

Trojan + condom... I'd be more inclined to trust a plastic bag over my yingyang that a condom brand 'Trojan'... you know something's bound to be an unwelcome surprise!

[randaddy2017]

I know some blokes go in for chocolates, and flowers and perfume etc but ive found cold hard cash is always appreciated. Then the escort can go and buy herself chocolates or whatever she wants.

[pervertwithahorn]

Escorts should have a wishlist on their profile of gifts they would like to receive :-P.

[philipkntz]

I suspect lots of chocolates are binned. I've never known an escort to eat any food or drink that I brought them, in my presence, even when they opened them and I ate some myself.