What not to get an escort for Christmas

**TheKnight** · 20-11-17, 16:23

with Christmas just around the corner and with just 34 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes & 29 seconds to Christmas it would be nice to know what not to put in that festive shopping trolley

**nitram** · 20-11-17, 16:26

Nude pics of your naughty bits

**philipkntz** · 20-11-17, 16:29

A 30 minute timer.

**nitram** · 20-11-17, 16:30

Originally Posted by philipkntz

A 30 minute timer.

Oh for a smiley button instead of a thank you button

**Forceuser** · 20-11-17, 16:32

They can scan guys at the door with it

**Forceuser** · 20-11-17, 16:35

Originally Posted by philipkntz

A 30 minute timer.

Do they start it before or after the shower tho?

**philipkntz** · 20-11-17, 16:46

Originally Posted by Forceuser

Do they start it before or after the shower tho?

Wrong and wrong. Before the initial phone call.

**johndoe2** · 20-11-17, 16:58

clothes, i'm sure they have enough bras and underwear

**TheKnight** · 20-11-17, 16:38

Originally Posted by philipkntz

A 30 minute timer.

totally agree, still too many escorts out there using the old Egg Timer

**TheKnight** · 20-11-17, 16:29

With all the silly talk about sharing and to keep escorts safe I was thinking a nice doggie but then a doggie is not just not for Christmas

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