Don't mention t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶ the "Main Event"

[SteveB]

American comedian George Carlin joked in 1972 in his monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” that there are seven English-language words that you cannot say.
The words are: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

To that list you can add, “Main Event”



Well, you cannot write it in a review if the escort has requested no explicit reviews because the mods will delete the entire sentence and make the preceding sentence and the following sentence stilted and meaningless.

[MidlifeCrisis]

Surely not! I presume that must be someone new, as I have seen that phrase in dozens of reviews. If they think that is explicit they would want to ban the shipping forecast!

[alcatel]

Fuck that shit!
Piss off Carlin, you cocksucking, mo-fo cunt.
Do want comedy to go tits up?

[SteveB]

I was being scarcastic. (Not like me ) I think it was that I mentioned "money" as well.

"I paid for half-an-hour and literally in the middle of the “main event” the escort asked me if I wanted to stay longer. That was fair enough and it was, as they say, later than I thought! Time does pass quickly when you are enjoying yourself. To the escort’s credit she did not ask me to stop in mid-action or even mention any extra contribution. In fact just as I was preparing to leave I remembered I had stayed for the full hour and had to offer her the extra".

But there is a wider problem. People complain about the accuracy of reviews but it is a tightrope to walk to convey meaning without actually being too explicit.

[SteveB]

Another obvious problem there as well, and to be fair to the mods I did know that when I submitted the review but still, words need to be picked very carefully.

[alcatel]

Just stick to a generic, bland review.
Like the famous words of Julius Seized Her
I saw, I came, I conked out.

Or just cut amd paste a Rambo review.