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Thread: Why Escorts Are Better Than One Night Stands ;)

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    Default Why Escorts Are Better Than One Night Stands ;)

    1)There's no alcohol involved.
    2) No awkwardness of waking up to a stranger the following morning.
    3) You know exactly what you're getting with an escort. With a one night stand you could pull a total hottie only for her to be a total let down in the bedroom!
    4)The price of a night out & wining and dining a stranger with no gaurenteed that there's gonna be any fun is pretty much the same cost as an escort.
    5)With an escort there's no risk of pulling a bunny boiler who's gonna turn up on your doorstep screaming at your wife (unless you're Wayne Rooney, poor eejit.
    6) Choose an escort - support the local economy!

    MOST IMPORTANTLY 99.9% of escorts are well versed on sexual health and meticuliciously take care of their own. Could the same be said for ladies who engage in random drunken romps?

    Just my opinion, but hey, I would be biased wouldn't I?

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    how would escorts be better than a one night stand with a random hot girl, for a start she wants you for you, not for your money
    Last edited by jamie25; 25-09-17 at 15:09.

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    I'm amused by
    The price of a night out & wining and dining a stranger with no gaurenteed that there's gonna be any fun is pretty much the same cost as an escort.

    Siobhan definitely eats in better places than I do

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    Quote Originally Posted by drbagehot View Post
    At the end of.the day, they all want your money.
    That's so true
    A hot girl spends a few night with you and she's entitled to half the house

    Escorts are always cheaper in the long run
    Last edited by willie wacker; 25-09-17 at 15:27.


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    Quote Originally Posted by drbagehot View Post
    At the end of.the day, they all want your money.
    what kind of one nights stands are you having, no strings attached, just sex, no need to see them again

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    I find escorts nice friendly smart and Great fun pay your money and no questions asked it's pure physical pleasure
    Go in to a bar club meet some one it may not be pure physical pleasure and there cud be alcohol or drugs involved it's messy
    And can get very complicated
    Last edited by nibb; 25-09-17 at 16:57.
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    Some people like the buzz of the chase on a one nite stand
    What we do in life echo's in eternity

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    its great to hear the old codgers here reminiscing about their one-nights stands, its great that they can even remember back that far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Siobhan View Post
    1)There's no alcohol involved.
    2) No awkwardness of waking up to a stranger the following morning.
    3) You know exactly what you're getting with an escort. With a one night stand you could pull a total hottie only for her to be a total let down in the bedroom!
    4)The price of a night out & wining and dining a stranger with no gaurenteed that there's gonna be any fun is pretty much the same cost as an escort.
    5)With an escort there's no risk of pulling a bunny boiler who's gonna turn up on your doorstep screaming at your wife (unless you're Wayne Rooney, poor eejit.
    6) Choose an escort - support the local economy!

    MOST IMPORTANTLY 99.9% of escorts are well versed on sexual health and meticuliciously take care of their own. Could the same be said for ladies who engage in random drunken romps?

    Just my opinion, but hey, I would be biased wouldn't I?

    Happy Monday all!

    Siobhan xxx

    This....except when they fall hopelessly in love with me....it happens...happens a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrickyDickie View Post
    This....except when they fall hopelessly in love with me....it happens...happens a lot
    Poor dickie , did you hit your head again


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