The fine art of being a troll on EI...an instructional guide

[TrickyDickie]

People think its easy being a troll on EI, but like trying to explain to your aunt exactly why you have your pants off and the hoover out...its really not

In this instructional guide, I hope to show you what are the do's and donts

DO post welcome back threads......even if you have never met or fancy the lady
It winds up both punters and escorts alike

DO start a price thread, everyone LOVES these, especially if you can complain that most ladies are too cheap for you

DONT try making any sensible points, people just wont understand you

DO immediately accuse people of being reincarnated...even if you are not sure

DO remember to continually list out all your previous bad encounters, you are only warning people right and it totally wasnt anything to do with you

DONT forget to thank every post if it disagrees with someone elses opinion or you can use the thank you as an ironic "Fuck you"

DO attack anyone with no reviews or too many reviews or for having anything too negative in one review

there now, hope that helps

[Nikkita]

People think its easy being a troll on EI, but like trying to explain to your aunt exactly why you have your pants off and the hoover out...its really not

In this instructional guide, I hope to show you what are the do's and donts

DO post welcome back threads......even if you have never met or fancy the lady
It winds up both punters and escorts alike

DO start a price thread, everyone LOVES these, especially if you can complain that most ladies are too cheap for you

DONT try making any sensible points, people just wont understand you

DO immediately accuse people of being reincarnated...even if you are not sure

DO remember to continually list out all your previous bad encounters, you are only warning people right and it totally wasnt anything to do with you

DONT forget to thank every post if it disagrees with someone elses opinion or you can use the thank you as an ironic "Fuck you"

DO attack anyone with no reviews or too many reviews or for having anything too negative in one review

there now, hope that helps

Lol thanks for the tutorial,

Kiss Kiss Hug Hug x

[Nikkita]

Do traipse back through someone's posting history to find some obscure point in a dead thread that you think you can use.

Do continually raise any hìnt of an ethical infraction continually and ad naseam.

Do take the moral high ground at all times. See above.

Do completely forget about the time Uncle Reginald told you that candyfloss came out of his penis. Bury that thought.

Do think the world is Uncle Reginald significantly stupider than you.

Do borrow heavily from the troll lexicon. Bonus points for "hypocrite" and derivatives.

Please don't speak in Irish, show some respect, don't you know we're all Romanian here...

[DonaldTramp]

Please don't speak in Irish, show some respect, don't you know we're all Romanian here...

And I though only Slovenians were a bit slow.

[DonaldTramp]

No es i hablas espana

Talk American goddamit.

[DonaldTramp]

Mexicans,darn Mexicans everywhere!!

[doublewhiskey]

People think its easy being a troll on EI, but like trying to explain to your aunt exactly why you have your pants off and the hoover out...its really not

In this instructional guide, I hope to show you what are the do's and donts

DO post welcome back threads......even if you have never met or fancy the lady
It winds up both punters and escorts alike

DO start a price thread, everyone LOVES these, especially if you can complain that most ladies are too cheap for you

DONT try making any sensible points, people just wont understand you

DO immediately accuse people of being reincarnated...even if you are not sure

DO remember to continually list out all your previous bad encounters, you are only warning people right and it totally wasnt anything to do with you

DONT forget to thank every post if it disagrees with someone elses opinion or you can use the thank you as an ironic "Fuck you"

DO attack anyone with no reviews or too many reviews or for having anything too negative in one review

there now, hope that helps

O please. I've brought funlover to the point of a melt down, I've gotten David to break his principle on free speech, I hijacked one of
Eifii threads and it turned into such a sprawling mess and was the genesis of his reputation as a stalker. And now I've taken drbagedumbass and reduced him to a whimpering butthurt mess.

[DonaldTramp]

O please. I've brought funlover to the point of a melt down, I've gotten David to break his principle on free speech, I hijacked one of
Eifii threads and it turned into such a sprawling mess and was the genesis of his reputation as a stalker. And now I've taken drbagedumbass and reduced him to a whimpering butthurt mess.

Who are you again?
Some alco?

[DonaldTramp]

But come on down to the casino.
Drunks are always welcome.
We take more money off them!!

[TrickyDickie]

DO bemoan the lack of only Oirish escorts, them furrigners are only after our money after all and they cant even speak English proper like, despite being multilingual
DO create multiple accounts so you can argue with yourself
DONT forget to say how great the old website was and why did they ever change it
DO moan about the lack of a chatroom even though you didnt previously know it existed